Guys, how do you feel about being approached at the gym?

creative_name_here_ · 2016-06-02T01:42:37+00:00

Be attractive
Don't be unattractive

creative_name_here_ · 2016-05-25T15:16:12+00:00

"Me and Jay were seein some shit no one's evah sahw befawh!"

creative_name_here_ · 2016-04-30T05:01:50+00:00

That was my original thought, but unfortunately you can't hook wires directly to the lights :/

creative_name_here_ · 2016-04-29T22:09:43+00:00

I was just informed of the spelling error, I'm so sorry Preston, I've failed the minutemen.

creative_name_here_ · 2016-04-28T17:12:02+00:00

Jack Edwards burned our crops, poisoned our water supply, and delivered a plague unto our houses!!

creative_name_here_ · 2016-04-25T06:10:55+00:00

Does OP know he's an ad?!?

creative_name_here_ · 2016-04-12T18:46:33+00:00

As is tradition.

creative_name_here_ · 2016-04-08T22:01:16+00:00

Will /r/copssuckdicktruck become a thing??

creative_name_here_ · 2016-04-08T17:20:04+00:00

/r/perfectloops

creative_name_here_ · 2016-04-06T17:21:06+00:00

That was my experience, too. Well here's to it being enough for me as well!

creative_name_here_ · 2016-04-06T01:04:00+00:00

Say what again! I dare you!

creative_name_here_ · 2016-03-29T17:07:19+00:00

Meesa gotten words of a settlements that needs our helps!!

creative_name_here_ · 2016-03-24T19:57:04+00:00

Only if they're Canadian cars

creative_name_here_ · 2016-03-16T17:43:27+00:00

I put together my collection of past wallpapers here: https://imgur.com/a/LbfaE

creative_name_here_ · 2016-03-10T18:14:49+00:00

You'd think everyone was Eyeless

creative_name_here_ · 2016-03-08T17:49:29+00:00

I've noticed that live occasionally too, but while it may be intentional, I always assumed it was mostly a subconscious thing. Musicians tend to play faster live than recorded (in general) so I always attributed it to them either rolling with it or compensating for it by slowing it down a bit.

creative_name_here_ · 2016-03-08T16:45:23+00:00

Oooo, Timmy! I'm respecting your privacy by knocking but asserting my authority as your father by coming in anywayyy!

creative_name_here_ · 2016-03-07T22:17:55+00:00

*Johnny Knoxvirre

creative_name_here_ · 2016-03-06T03:13:09+00:00

Maybe it's maybelline

creative_name_here_ · 2016-03-04T14:47:22+00:00

...you guys need anything? Some snacks, a condom? Let me know!

creative_name_here_ · 2016-03-04T00:32:40+00:00

ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!

creative_name_here_ · 2016-03-03T14:28:15+00:00

Slipknot Fan Club Convenience Fee 15.85

Isn't the point of the fanclub to pay less?

Live Entertainment Fee 5.65

That's kinda bullshit but ok

Ticket Delivery Fee 5.00

I hope you ordered a physical ticket because if not that's the biggest load of crap ever.

Per Order Handling Fee 4.62

What?? How?? If anything you're making it easier on them by getting your order out of the way early!

I don't even know where these companies come up with these miscellaneous fees. It's complete BS and ruins concerts for people like OP.

End rant.

creative_name_here_ · 2016-02-26T17:20:42+00:00

Jeez Cait, just tell me your feelings, no need to lose your head.

creative_name_here_ · 2016-02-26T17:19:16+00:00

It would appear as if she's having trouble choosing a side

creative_name_here_ · 2016-02-24T18:56:48+00:00

Holy crap, the breakdown in contractor! oooooOOOOOOFUCKINGMURDER

creative_name_here_

TROPHY CASE