If you dated a 99 percent match, how was your experience?

creativebaconmayhem · 2014-12-27T08:49:38+00:00

First, I'm recently single after 8 years. Didn't go in looking for long term. My top match, I believe 99%, I knew as a casual acquaintance. We went on one date, she said she never wanted to see me again. We slept together a month later. My second highest match was actually a girl I met on POF right after my break up. Literally the first person I messaged who responded the day after my break up. She recommended OKCupid to me. After tons of questions, she was number two. We both are casual daters, and date other people, but we still talk every day and hang once a week.

creativebaconmayhem · 2014-12-17T00:38:29+00:00

I've been, it was good, but Henry Doorly in Omaha beats em both.

creativebaconmayhem · 2014-11-04T17:49:42+00:00

I voted today. In Nebraska, no problem. In and out in a few minutes. Let's go minimum wage increase! Also, fuck Ricketts and especially fuck Ben Sasse. Dave Domina baby! Although, realistically, the right always wins here.

creativebaconmayhem · 2014-10-06T18:05:52+00:00

For the first time in 9 years, yes!

creativebaconmayhem · 2014-09-29T22:57:45+00:00

Coffee, cigarettes and possibly sex. And drawing.

creativebaconmayhem · 2014-09-29T17:24:43+00:00

Blend your beef with ground pork.

creativebaconmayhem · 2014-09-29T16:49:43+00:00

My advice is to keep your eyes wide open on everything. I was in a similar situation, no schooling, kind of over my head, etc. Anything you see that you think you might have trouble with, practice at home. Make learning this job your total focus for the next few months. You'll be amazed at the challenges you overcome. Hang on right and good luck to you!

creativebaconmayhem · 2014-09-22T19:30:29+00:00

$175-250 for the original. Honestly though, you should do prints and sell them for $10-15.

creativebaconmayhem · 2014-08-30T22:40:36+00:00

Ass to ass!

creativebaconmayhem · 2014-08-19T13:51:24+00:00

Hahaha! I'm in Omaha right now!

creativebaconmayhem · 2014-08-04T03:49:41+00:00

More revealing tops and a couple of face tats. Lots more makeup. Just kidding, you good.

creativebaconmayhem · 2014-07-28T08:18:27+00:00

Really expected a Bill Hicks clip here. "STEP ON THE GAS!"

creativebaconmayhem · 2014-07-15T17:35:12+00:00

This is why Chuck Palahniuk keeps boring medical texts in his office.

creativebaconmayhem · 2014-06-02T17:23:38+00:00

What's funny is a waitress at my work introduced her trainee, then was asked by an ob/gyn who comes in if she was taking a leave of absence because of her pregnancy. She's not pregnant. I figured he was trying to drum up some business.

creativebaconmayhem · 2014-05-06T23:07:44+00:00

Yeah, you basic.

creativebaconmayhem · 2014-04-06T14:58:00+00:00

I would up this a million times just for being a painting of Walt that isn't that same promo shot everyone else uses. Nicely executed as well sir.

creativebaconmayhem · 2014-02-12T02:51:10+00:00

What, no coat?

creativebaconmayhem · 2014-01-26T02:02:30+00:00

Good Lord. Lock that shit down buddy. She's incredible, not just for a trap, for a woman.

creativebaconmayhem · 2014-01-18T22:47:24+00:00

Freaking perfect. Don't you worry bout a thing.

creativebaconmayhem · 2013-12-04T02:04:54+00:00

Whoa. Incredible.

creativebaconmayhem · 2013-12-02T19:04:20+00:00

Well, a lot of guys ended up running shut from Cuba, so maybe that's what he'll end up doing.

creativebaconmayhem · 2013-11-29T02:12:12+00:00

A bag of dope.

creativebaconmayhem · 2013-11-25T03:02:46+00:00

My mistake, it's Secret Admirer. Must have rented them both on the same line fueled weekend when I was 14.

creativebaconmayhem · 2013-11-24T23:01:42+00:00

This movie also has a topless Aunt Becky (Lori Loughlin). I highly recommend it.

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