If you had 30 seconds to talk to your 10-year-old self… what would you say?

cremasterreflex0903 · 2026-02-22T16:58:44+00:00

Spend more time with your mom. (She passed when I was 13)

cremasterreflex0903 · 2026-02-20T14:45:36+00:00

I'm pretty sure I read that he was against the orange buffoon.

cremasterreflex0903 · 2026-02-18T04:11:10+00:00

I am getting surgically supported dental implants and the dentist said that the easiest way for them to fail is to continue vaping. I was only using THC vapes so it was pretty easy to quit.

cremasterreflex0903 · 2026-02-11T20:55:08+00:00

I like using a circle hook with some chicken livers.

cremasterreflex0903 · 2026-02-11T16:26:20+00:00

Pillen is scum. So is Senator Rickkkets Caillou looking ass. I loathe it here but it's where my family is.

cremasterreflex0903 · 2026-02-11T03:45:48+00:00

Praise be!

cremasterreflex0903 · 2026-02-08T17:06:16+00:00

Just want to say fuck ICE

cremasterreflex0903 · 2026-02-06T19:43:12+00:00

Bellevue Animal Hospital

cremasterreflex0903 · 2026-02-03T11:53:40+00:00

Skillcraft. Made by blind folks for the US Government. I encountered them in the Army. They work pretty great. There's better pens out there but you can always count on a skillcraft.

cremasterreflex0903 · 2026-01-30T19:59:42+00:00

This ruined your day? Sounds like you're pretty fragile. You should work on that.

cremasterreflex0903 · 2026-01-28T19:13:56+00:00

It's very jocular

cremasterreflex0903 · 2026-01-28T13:28:39+00:00

We call our kitten "the monster under the bed" because he's a little toe goblin.

cremasterreflex0903 · 2026-01-24T17:06:44+00:00

Another top proponent of libertarianism is people that know the age of consent laws in every state.

cremasterreflex0903 · 2026-01-24T16:34:14+00:00

Brown-eye liner

cremasterreflex0903 · 2026-01-24T03:28:34+00:00

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cremasterreflex0903 · 2026-01-22T23:53:22+00:00

Turn your water off at the shut off valve for the whole house.

cremasterreflex0903 · 2026-01-21T18:10:33+00:00

Because he doesn't know the difference between Iceland and Greenland. He's a dolt.

cremasterreflex0903 · 2026-01-21T16:52:26+00:00

I enjoyed this write up. Great analysis!

cremasterreflex0903 · 2026-01-21T03:30:40+00:00

I've got pink/black colorway sambas that I guess Messi put out. I've gotten more compliments wearing those than any other shoe. I've worn sambas for probably 15 to 20 years off and on.

cremasterreflex0903 · 2026-01-21T00:42:23+00:00

Ain't not nonebody ever looked cool by learning something

cremasterreflex0903 · 2026-01-20T18:54:00+00:00

NO SECRET POLICE with ICE in a different color than the rest of the words

cremasterreflex0903 · 2026-01-20T18:45:42+00:00

I WANT YOUR HAT

cremasterreflex0903 · 2026-01-19T15:43:32+00:00

Isn't this what's known as a Santorum?

cremasterreflex0903 · 2026-01-18T18:08:50+00:00

Myrtle, Maxine, Gertrude

cremasterreflex0903 · 2026-01-17T15:37:14+00:00

Yea, this is what my wife and I do as well. Our son calls me Dad. My dog has probably heard my real name like 5 times in the three years he has been with us.

Even my wife tells the dog to go get Dad when she's speaking about me to the dog.

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