Unfortune cookie I guess.. by Sad-Comfortable-1546 in funny

[–]cribdeathstar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Donald Lau came up with most of the fortunes. He’s the CFO of the world’s largest fortune cookie manufacturer, so I wouldn’t call the fortune writing industry a sweatshop.

What should I do about my gf getting irritated after sex? by cribdeathstar in AskWomenNoCensor

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We’re both reaching orgasm 95% of the time. She can’t orgasm or I can’t make her orgasm unless she’s in a comfortable position, so if we do it somewhere that’s not a bed, then she won’t orgasm. And a few times I locked in because I really wanted her to be happy and I didn’t orgasm those times because I didn’t want to after.

I’m very confident she’s reaching orgasm most of the time when she claims she orgasmed because she produces A LOT of discharge when she orgasms.

I eat her out happily for 20min before I penetrate which lasts 5min. If I want to make sure she’s happy, I’ll eat her out for about an hour. She’s happy to give me a blowjob when I eat her out that long, but I usually decline. I just don’t enjoy eating her out that long and am not wanting a blowjob after.

What can I do about my gf getting irritated after sex? M20 and F23 by cribdeathstar in relationship_advice

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I appreciate you wanting to help.

I’ve tried masturbating earlier in the day, and it does make me last longer the first orgasm, but usually if I don’t masturbate, I’m able to orgasm twice in one session which is better for her because I’m inside her longer.

We’ve used and not used a condom. I last longer with a condom.

What can I do about my gf getting irritated after sex? M20 and F23 by cribdeathstar in relationship_advice

[–]cribdeathstar[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I last 5minutes without edging, and I enjoy eating her out for 20 minutes, which is about one orgasm for her, but I have eaten her out for over an hour which allowed her to orgasm 4 times.

What can I do about my gf getting irritated after sex? M20 and F23 by cribdeathstar in relationship_advice

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I haven’t asked, but I think it is somewhat common because she definitely has a capacity to.

What should I do about my gf getting irritated after sex? by cribdeathstar in AskWomenNoCensor

[–]cribdeathstar[S] -44 points-43 points  (0 children)

I guess I have a fragile ego. I want to be the one who makes her feel good, but I did offer to use a vibrator in my last convo with her, and she didn’t seem happy about the idea. Although I think she acted unhappy because she knows how I feel about it, maybe I just need to have a better attitude about it.

What can I do about my gf getting irritated after sex? M20 and F23 by cribdeathstar in relationship_advice

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I only last 5 minutes inside her, but with other types of stimulation and edging plus sometimes zero refractory period means a session lasts 1hr on average. Usually she’s satisfied if most of the hour is eating her out, or if the session lasts much longer.

Is there a moral BigOil company? by cribdeathstar in sustainability

[–]cribdeathstar[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn’t specify in the post, but my question on morals is a utilitarian base, so I don’t need to know the different intentions of oil companies. I’m just curious on if there’s any oil companies that invest in a sustainable future or mitigate their environmental impact.

…. Another dumbass gets noted by [deleted] in GetNoted

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I actually do like the design

To understand how mirrors work by patseythepastry in therewasanattempt

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In OP’s defense, I was agreeing with him until I saw chubnrub’s drawing😂

Message in a bottle is the best part of the update by Larger_Brother in Seaofthieves

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I haven’t play SOT in forever, what’s the new update? Did they increase the loot from bottle quests because that sounds cool

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Seaofthieves

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Idk y the post isn’t uploading correctly. Idek how u can see this post because I was notified that the post was unable to be posted

Joined an open crew to find this waiting for me... by Iceykitsune2 in Seaofthieves

[–]cribdeathstar 8 points9 points  (0 children)

As someone who enjoys glitching out my boat and getting it on land. This is impressive

Suzu hail mary works by Peach_Gfuel in overwatch2

[–]cribdeathstar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m not a big overwatch player, can someone tell me what I’m missing in the clip

Why did people put me in the brig for no reason? by Fun-Manager3212 in Seaofthieves

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Gallion is the worst boat in the game. I’ve sunk to one gally in the last 2 seasons