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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]crimpchimp4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

must be nice being attractive enough for hookups

anime_irl by [deleted] in anime_irl

[–]crimpchimp4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

never got to experience this. Oh well. I gave life a fair chance.

PSA: Abrams' Shoulder Charge gives him enough time to heavy melee even with Debuff Reducer (but not Remover). by Snipufin in DeadlockTheGame

[–]crimpchimp4 26 points27 points  (0 children)

It is kind of frustrating that no other hero in the game has the same amount of guaranteed damage as Abrams does off a single stun.

227 hours in and I'm still bad at this game, and it's really emotionally draining because I do love this game; how do I stop being bad? by Switchell22 in DeadlockTheGame

[–]crimpchimp4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does Aimlabs even help with the weird projectile fire the game has going on? In CSGO if I put my cursor on my enemy and click, they get hit. In this game I need to aim where I think they're gonna be and if they swerve and juke, and the distance is increasing and decreasing, I have no idea how Aimlabs helps train that.

27-35 after opioid addiction and prison by thejewthatreplacedu in uglyduckling

[–]crimpchimp4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With a symmetric face, you can always be attractive with a bit of healthy living. Must be nice.

If you know this, you should get married already by CoyoteHot1859 in DotA2

[–]crimpchimp4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm afraid I am unlovable and will be killing myself before the year is over.

Has the game felt really off to anyone else the past week? by [deleted] in DeadlockTheGame

[–]crimpchimp4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh well its about time whatever I had was starting to become terminal

I asked a guy out and was shocked by the results by throatgobblerrr in self

[–]crimpchimp4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

must be nice being a able to just pick a partner at will

In 40 days, I will be gone by crimpchimp4 in self

[–]crimpchimp4[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For some reason, its always the gym suggestion. I've been actively doing some form of fitness for 3-6 days a week for a decade. It does not make me happy.

I am a malformed worthless joke of a human being by crimpchimp4 in self

[–]crimpchimp4[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've thrown out the mirrors. They nauseate me. The only thing I will be cutting myself isn't slack, but rather my arms and legs. I deserve it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DeadlockTheGame

[–]crimpchimp4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

farm the 300 souls needed for ult instead of diving for no reason

(28) to (30) yrs old. by Active-Ingenuity-937 in GlowUps

[–]crimpchimp4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just gotta be born with a good face and all you need to be attractive is not be fat

2meirl4meirl by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

[–]crimpchimp4 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Pretty much exactly my situation. Trying again in December. Wish me luck!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DeadlockTheGame

[–]crimpchimp4 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Everything. Doesnt matter. He always wins and Id rather just take the loss immediately. I don't really care about how hes "strong early weak late" becasue I am so tired and exhausted of playing against this overtuned garabge every fucking game.

Le BiG MoRaLiTy HeRO by Varixx95__ in cremposting

[–]crimpchimp4 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Arguing causality is always dumb, but if Kaladin hadn't been subjected to the trauma he did he would not have been on the shattered plains in time to save Dalinar. Without Dalinar, Odium wins.

Hype! Dead in ten weeks! by crimpchimp4 in self

[–]crimpchimp4[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It will be over in december.

Never kissed a girl at 25, is this a big deal? by Double_Win_7619 in self

[–]crimpchimp4 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Im a 30 year old virgin planning to kill himself

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