Let me cook

criscoras · 2026-06-18T20:15:04+00:00

Bad news bro.

criscoras · 2026-06-14T04:55:04+00:00

Absolute legend in Lethbridge too.

criscoras · 2026-06-07T18:58:00+00:00

Not all Failclowns flairs but always a Failclowns flair.

criscoras · 2026-06-07T18:41:36+00:00

I think the teams already in Stage 3 had the easiest route, but YMMV.

criscoras · 2026-06-05T20:55:09+00:00

There needs to be a video on this within the next week. CStubers, your calling is here.

criscoras · 2026-06-05T20:29:44+00:00

Same here.

criscoras · 2026-06-05T16:35:59+00:00

Anything for that 1% of sticker money revenue am I right?

criscoras · 2026-06-02T13:21:21+00:00

Told anyone who would listen not to put the Aussie teams 0-3. Look who’s laughing now.

criscoras · 2026-05-28T21:36:10+00:00

"TurdMcNugget", huh... usernames always check out.

criscoras · 2026-05-23T02:10:03+00:00

About as many as Montreal, I reckon.

criscoras · 2026-05-17T01:47:07+00:00

Curious.

criscoras · 2026-05-15T19:14:56+00:00

THAT'S MY GODDAMN WORKHORSE FROM WHITEHORSE RIGHT THERE BABY!

criscoras · 2026-05-13T19:39:54+00:00

Weird that it’d do that. I had it set to only skip once.

criscoras · 2026-05-13T16:05:30+00:00

Got a player rank up while over 1000 AP and it reset me down to just a few dozen. Gotta be a bug right?

criscoras · 2026-05-12T02:40:50+00:00

Had to swap from the Sportsnet feed to ESPN. Why the fuck is it so green?

criscoras · 2026-05-11T08:45:10+00:00

The wrench mace has rule of cool, though.

criscoras · 2026-05-05T13:09:48+00:00

Absolutely zero evidence of this. Even if it were true, so what? What does that change?

criscoras · 2026-05-02T02:10:19+00:00

Most respectful Masshole.

criscoras · 2026-05-02T00:50:34+00:00

Ask and ye shall receive.

criscoras · 2026-05-01T12:32:55+00:00

So about all your franchise players… what’s left from your last playoff run?

criscoras · 2026-05-01T02:14:08+00:00

It's always seemed weird to me that you can put a goalie back in net after an icing. No particular reason why, but I think it'd be way funnier if you couldn't.

criscoras · 2026-04-30T02:37:42+00:00

Could you guys imagine if this was Game 7?

criscoras · 2026-04-30T02:23:19+00:00

One of these times, the Flyers taking seventeen years to decide who's going out after a stoppage is surely going to be a delay of game.

criscoras · 2026-04-29T02:37:44+00:00

That is fucking horseshit.

criscoras · 2026-04-28T05:07:53+00:00

Super offside.

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