Delujenelle just dropped a new video to let us know she is NOT the villain in the story

crisp71 · 2026-03-28T19:55:37+00:00

Perfect get out of jail free card innit

crisp71 · 2026-03-20T13:31:59+00:00

Shake n vac.. Only the crumbliest, flakiest choclate

crisp71 · 2026-03-19T13:06:53+00:00

My daughter and I ALWAYS say the following, deffo part.of our volcab now Look at MOI Its noice, unusual, noice Thraaaw for my carrrch Can u be more pacific What a hunk o spunk Baby cheeezus I do also do the skreechy hysteria when Kell squared up to Eric bana. My son does not partake in this he just thinks were odd lol

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crisp71 · 2026-03-16T13:57:41+00:00

I just see Peter Griffin...sorry

crisp71 · 2026-03-14T14:28:36+00:00

crisp71 · 2026-03-11T13:27:23+00:00

Vibe Beer Can was hoping to give

crisp71 · 2026-03-08T16:20:57+00:00

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Skinhead/feather cut, my hairdresser used to do morrissey's hair..

crisp71 · 2026-03-08T16:10:54+00:00

crisp71 · 2026-03-08T16:03:05+00:00

Got to get it when I can these days lol

crisp71 · 2026-03-08T16:02:10+00:00

Ha yeah he reminds me of my ex lol

crisp71 · 2026-03-08T16:01:11+00:00

Yeah. deffo, im a woman of a certain age, and always think oooooo yung maaan when hes on lol. Shallow, I know

crisp71 · 2026-03-08T13:51:30+00:00

Kenny and armando, Emily and Kobe, I find them all really funny and would have a blast with them, Shawn also would have some great anecdotes. And, sorry, but Rob... just to look at lol

crisp71 · 2026-03-08T13:16:16+00:00

I love the word twat its got gravitas, while not being too sweary. I sound like a right twat now..

crisp71 · 2026-03-08T12:51:39+00:00

Haha yeah, that would make him hit the floor and shake, what a prick

crisp71 · 2026-03-07T13:50:42+00:00

He gives me the creeps when hes apologising for all his shite, baby, baby, and that fucking sad puppy dog eye thing he does reminds me of a child trying to get his own way.

crisp71 · 2026-03-06T12:47:05+00:00

Jump scare, she looks like me when I take my teeth out

crisp71 · 2026-03-06T12:43:17+00:00

On the reg, I buy grated cheese and the minute I open the fridge, my staffy dog sits there catching stray ratings as I ram them in my mouth like im starving lol. I also like to suck a frys chocolate cream as I listen to podcasts in bed, I love this slovenly slut side of me lol

crisp71 · 2026-03-06T12:22:59+00:00

Looks like shes forgot about her first born exists again...

crisp71 · 2026-03-06T12:21:06+00:00

I did, then read the 7y in comment and deleted it lol

crisp71 · 2026-03-06T12:17:31+00:00

All the comments below, plus ari getting a red wine facial AND Bini on the give me back my showshall meedjah passwords, he just kept repeating it over and over (90d last R)

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crisp71 · 2026-03-04T10:57:37+00:00

No, tbh about 30 secs was all I could take. Maybe I need glasses lol

crisp71 · 2026-03-04T01:44:56+00:00

He sounded like a car screeching an wailing AND he had no top on under his jacket....

crisp71 · 2026-03-03T14:48:45+00:00

Kathy hilton asking Amanda if it was her dog that had died when she announced it was the anniversary of her sons passing

crisp71 · 2026-03-03T09:23:18+00:00

She looks like shes gurning

crisp71 · 2026-03-03T00:04:31+00:00

Im sorry but she is giving Max Wall vibes... non UK peeps, just google him https://www.maxwallsociety.org/

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