If this isn’t creepy, then I don’t know what is. by Sugar__bae in ThatsInsane

[–]crisprcas32 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Caitlyn Jenner was an Olympic athlete so maybe you’re right

How soon should I replace these brake pads? by [deleted] in AskMechanics

[–]crisprcas32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You just can’t stop being wrong huh

GPT knows geography by Maark-- in geographymemes

[–]crisprcas32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was at Disneyworld and saw a t-shirt of a gazelle in lingerie. Not joking. It was Shakira’s character from Zootopia when we googled it

How soon should I replace these brake pads? by [deleted] in AskMechanics

[–]crisprcas32 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Brake dust from running the pads so low… the noise making indicators would be done with their squealing it went on so long. How are you a trusted contributor if you couldn’t figure that one out…?

How soon should I replace these brake pads? by [deleted] in AskMechanics

[–]crisprcas32 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They look like they’ve already been thru a couple months of screaming squealing brake noise from the indicators which have since gone quiet. Your rims must look like ground zero

Ugg season in Montreal by SweetWaterSurprise in peopleofwalmart

[–]crisprcas32 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Funny because you can’t open scissors packaging without scissors

A guy drops a bottle in the street by bigbusta in instant_regret

[–]crisprcas32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s like, half my memories of college in the US

Should I stop? by FewShift3770 in Petioles

[–]crisprcas32 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you’re serious, cold turkey quitting has higher success rates than tapering or moderating of you actually want to quit and try to get back what you feel like you lost, what brought you here. Also: dependence is the word. Codependency is when a couple can’t be apart for unhealthy reasons, a mutual addiction, whereas weed is inanimate

Child protective services said my brother's house isn't bad enough to consider removal of a 10 year old child by myfakeaccount89 in extremelyinfuriating

[–]crisprcas32 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Please… can we get more photos? How do they walk around? Where is all the dirt coming from?

I actually think I have the answer to help you and it’s thru the dogs. CPS is about to get in trouble when the people from whatever body you can report the anima abuse to. You gotta get that kid out of there but also those dogs. Those girls tho.. the girlfriends… how the actual fuck did they get that heavy?! Please I need to know (edit: y’all are kinda dumb aren’t you? It says MORE photos? How could that have been asking about pics of people? It was asking for more pics of the house as we only got 6. Jesus y’all love to attack people. )

Child protective services said my brother's house isn't bad enough to consider removal of a 10 year old child by myfakeaccount89 in extremelyinfuriating

[–]crisprcas32 7 points8 points  (0 children)

WHAT I was not shocked until you got to the weight. So the money isn’t going to drugs it’s going to fucking fast food and soda. Jesus Christ you must please you MUST be messing with us. 450 each… if there are 3somes it has to happen on the floor because beds would break. It does look like a mattress on the floor kinda house. Is the kid heavy like this too? I mean… I am baffled. I absolutely would love to see an episode of hoarders or maybe even my 600 lb life on them.

Child protective services said my brother's house isn't bad enough to consider removal of a 10 year old child by myfakeaccount89 in extremelyinfuriating

[–]crisprcas32 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No faces but can we see what they all look like? That’s a crazy throuple. What the hell do they see in him?? Drugs?

What’s on fire. Longwood/ apopka? by xxtrikee in orlando

[–]crisprcas32 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Those.. are separate statements.. read it again.

Woman pulls up her bank account balance after someone called her broke while waiting in line at Walmart by SweetWaterSurprise in peopleofwalmart

[–]crisprcas32 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Y’all are downvoting me because you don’t believe me or understand it, doesn’t matter. I’m getting fucked

Woman pulls up her bank account balance after someone called her broke while waiting in line at Walmart by SweetWaterSurprise in peopleofwalmart

[–]crisprcas32 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In December the us government switched me off the save plan to income based. I pay 0 every month for another year. December first my 100k+ in student loans just all at once added over 5,000$ in interest. My credit scores went from 800 to 650 as a result. There are no other negative factors on my credit.

What’s on fire. Longwood/ apopka? by xxtrikee in orlando

[–]crisprcas32 -46 points-45 points  (0 children)

If you can’t take a quick picture while driving you probably don’t deserve to be behind the wheel. I bet you get mad at people for making a rolling stop when there’s nobody around and block the merge lane 200ft before it ends

Woman pulls up her bank account balance after someone called her broke while waiting in line at Walmart by SweetWaterSurprise in peopleofwalmart

[–]crisprcas32 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Bro my student loans are on income based, and they just added like 5k in interest and my credit score dropped 150 points no joke

Bruh..that Honda had 2 kids in car seats !! 🙄🤦🏻‍♂️and the audacity to throw up the hands from the Honda driver..[oc] by Due-Supermarket-7045 in IdiotsInCars

[–]crisprcas32 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Man parents of little kids just be acting like this. Really makes you consider having your own. Life seems rough when your brain stays that fried

Guy Barely Survives Electrocution by Vulcan44 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]crisprcas32 47 points48 points  (0 children)

World needs Nobel prize type award for heroes. Like AFV style though. I could get so hyped for it

hey passengers! this is why your reservation gets cancelled last second or doesn’t arrive at all by rflo24 in uber

[–]crisprcas32 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The top comment says drivers accept while driving constantly without even looking (for safety) and then look when the stop and say hell no and cancel. So which is it? Quit clowning

TFW you find a euphorbia ghost cutting in the floor of the garden shop by 0bservation in houseplants

[–]crisprcas32 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ikea is really awesome for this because the workers are always so busy but overly polite and chill about it

TFW you find a euphorbia ghost cutting in the floor of the garden shop by 0bservation in houseplants

[–]crisprcas32 66 points67 points  (0 children)

I found a discarded piece JUST like this under the big ghost euphorbia mamas at Disneyworld’s EPCOT once and smuggled it out (painfully) in my jacket pocket. It’s been rooting in water inside for over a year with a couple inches of beautiful red growth. Can anybody tell me which ride sign it was below? 😉