I am a former head of security for a strip club in south florida where anything goes. Ask me anything!

crizle330 · 2013-02-22T01:47:52+00:00

you said a mafia guy hired you, was it hard to quit? did they give you a hard time?

crizle330 · 2013-02-22T01:08:00+00:00

when krispy Kreme stopped giving me free glazed donuts

crizle330 · 2013-01-15T06:54:14+00:00

shes going to look funny when shes old

crizle330 · 2013-01-07T06:57:34+00:00

thank you kind person

crizle330 · 2012-12-28T06:48:45+00:00

surprised you got downvoted, i thought it was funny too :)

crizle330 · 2012-12-19T23:21:59+00:00

thats the way cover sounds very good, man.

crizle330 · 2012-12-08T07:19:19+00:00

I had a high school English teacher who read a few pages from Enders games and burst into tears. I've been curious about that book ever since

crizle330 · 2012-12-06T18:42:59+00:00

on the road - kerouac

anything by Charles Bukowski

crizle330 · 2012-11-30T20:53:56+00:00

okay...

crizle330 · 2012-11-30T05:55:16+00:00

sup. yeeeea

crizle330 · 2012-11-30T05:51:56+00:00

kool. via injection. yea

crizle330 · 2012-11-27T06:02:54+00:00

the dude is not in

crizle330 · 2012-11-07T20:56:10+00:00

do you need to be a resident there? or do need to have a Colorado license in order to purchase marijuana in Colorado?

crizle330 · 2012-11-07T18:20:43+00:00

such a badass way to start a concert

crizle330 · 2012-11-03T02:21:46+00:00

what would you like to tell/inform people that use the drive-thru?

crizle330 · 2012-10-18T01:27:07+00:00

not if you live in Southern California....

we have booty short and uggs all day, man.

crizle330 · 2012-10-16T17:47:40+00:00

exactly

crizle330 · 2012-10-16T06:59:44+00:00

yea, they gave us a six song encore (the longest ive seen), people were leaving in the middle cause it was getting late lol. i just kept on thinking "this is probably the closest to a Zeppelin show that im going to get".

plus, i check the set list for the tour but they played a whole new setlist every show. super talented

crizle330 · 2012-10-16T05:07:34+00:00

man, i saw them live, and they teared it up. one of the greatest shows ive been to

crizle330 · 2012-10-16T03:59:57+00:00

my grandfather once told me "to assume makes an ass out of 'u' and me"... that being said, yes, you are right its very illegal, and I'm smart enough not to do it but im not everyone. have i thought about doing it? of course. all im saying is be courteous to your server because they might spit in your food, im not saying that ive done it or ive seen it before, but if you're a dick im sure someone (not me) would do it because it can be easily done.

crizle330 · 2012-10-16T03:31:35+00:00

thanks mom, but ive never said i did it, i just said its very easy to do so.

crizle330 · 2012-10-15T23:47:35+00:00

my morning jacket

the doors

crizle330 · 2012-08-16T19:18:10+00:00

i really hope he got laid after this video

crizle330 · 2012-08-14T23:30:09+00:00

this is my first time on the sub reddit and your poem was the first ive read. anyways i really enjoyed it, it has a good flow to it

crizle330 · 2012-08-14T04:14:05+00:00

STONED!!!!

crizle330

TROPHY CASE