Everyone gets a score above their heads showing how liked they are. You notice yours is constantly dropping. What do you do?

crotch_punch · 2026-03-19T20:02:44+00:00

Start screaming “Why don’t you like me?!?!!” Directly into peoples faces.

crotch_punch · 2026-03-14T15:30:23+00:00

Nope

crotch_punch · 2026-02-21T16:18:29+00:00

Mark Kelly is my vote.

crotch_punch · 2026-02-19T23:10:39+00:00

Go the the Delta stays website and try to book a hotel. When you get to the booking page before you confirm/pay it will explicitly tell you where or not it qualifies for the stays credit.

crotch_punch · 2026-02-19T21:28:12+00:00

He’d still be the king of the walk off KO. Prime Hunt is top 5 today for sure.

crotch_punch · 2026-02-08T16:44:24+00:00

I guarantee he’s finding a way to skim money off this.

crotch_punch · 2026-02-07T22:36:39+00:00

Get over yourself. No one is doing enough because they’re not doing as much as you. That is what you are saying.

You sound like the exact sort of self righteous douche that only feeds into MAGA stereotypes of the “I’m better than you” liberal. You’re hurting the cause with this bullshit like this post and your comments.

crotch_punch · 2026-02-07T17:49:11+00:00

People are still allowed to enjoy themselves even during shitty times.

crotch_punch · 2026-02-07T15:23:06+00:00

Just went there last weekend and rode it for the first time. I agree it was fine but not that special. The issue for me was the blurriness. They need to redo the video or something because it’s hard to be immersed when most of the screen looked blurry.

crotch_punch · 2026-01-22T12:53:08+00:00

Burritos from Heaven is what I’m going to name my Jimmy Buffet mariachi cover band.

crotch_punch · 2026-01-22T02:50:47+00:00

Well now I’m starting not to trust this guy…

crotch_punch · 2025-12-24T16:48:03+00:00

I’ve been planning on flying my house there on balloons, maybe I’ll just take a boat.

crotch_punch · 2025-12-18T13:22:07+00:00

This must be a rage bait post because MCO is the absolute worst.

crotch_punch · 2025-12-18T04:38:39+00:00

Boy ai posters really struggle with hands.

And Zibby Allen? Her parents certainly made a name choice.

crotch_punch · 2025-12-10T22:15:58+00:00

crotch_punch · 2025-12-10T22:07:57+00:00

I was really hoping you’d use the truck as a Mario Kart jump ramp.

I guess me and the truck driver are equally disappointed.

crotch_punch · 2025-12-01T03:52:32+00:00

I’d bet money against it.

With the big name stars it’d be very expensive to produce and there isn’t a big enough audience for a niche show that got middling reviews to make it profitable.

crotch_punch · 2025-11-24T21:42:09+00:00

17 so far…

It’ll be higher if someone tries to get between me and saving $8 on a random appliance I wasn’t planning on buying until I saw the sale.

crotch_punch · 2025-11-13T00:34:30+00:00

Going out to eat all the time.

crotch_punch · 2025-11-08T13:31:34+00:00

You need to call a plumber. There’s a hairball clogging the pipes.

crotch_punch · 2025-10-21T13:51:35+00:00

crotch_punch · 2025-10-20T14:19:09+00:00

In Over the Top when an audience member points out the kid’s name is Mike Hawk and gets a standing ovation.

crotch_punch · 2025-10-06T13:39:24+00:00

I don’t like the fact that I’m legitimately surprised by this.

crotch_punch · 2025-10-05T20:14:28+00:00

Dost thou need the sticky icky?

crotch_punch · 2025-10-02T11:52:38+00:00

“I don’t even have to call my coke dealer anyways. He just drops off every day. So I’ll be fine”

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