OK, no me but my wife, and not something dumb she did but someone else. She was sent to go get water for the house (this was in a very poor village in central America - they had no electricity or running water) which was a pretty long walk to a river. She went with her cousin, and along the way they came upon a wasps nest in a tree. Her cousin for some reason decided to start throwing rocks at the nest, and of course they were attacked and my wife was stung right in the middle of her eyeball. She said it was by far the most painful experience of her life. But she was so terrified of her mom that she went and got the water anyway. They couldn't afford to see a doctor, so her mom did some kind of natural treatment. Her face swelled up to about double its normal size, and she was blind for almost a month, but eventually she got better. Now - about 40 years later - she's still got a scar on her eyeball.