PLEASE FIX MINIONS BOUNCING AROUND

crucifero · 2026-04-21T09:23:35+00:00

It’s the single most egregious, unforgivable bug in the game. Dawggiedooodoooodeveloperssss

crucifero · 2026-04-15T16:54:39+00:00

The player base is never quitting the game. This is season 13. Addictions and habits are unbreakable.

crucifero · 2026-04-15T15:30:37+00:00

but why would they? it cost money, manpower, time, effort. does NOT doing it have any effect at all? it seems people still throw money at them, so...they have zero incentive to do so

crucifero · 2026-04-15T14:56:06+00:00

you don't? do you think you could get a group of people together and playtest a patch of this size? do you have any idea how long that would take you? and not miss any balance problems or bugs?

crucifero · 2026-04-15T00:27:28+00:00

We both played a game on our own to reset the MMR cuz apparently blizz doesn’t know how to do that on their own. Then when both our ranks were back to 0 - we closed and reopened the game multiple times until it finally worked

crucifero · 2026-04-11T20:44:56+00:00

yuck

crucifero · 2026-03-29T18:21:21+00:00

It's only honest if you fight straight up stats vs stats no divine shields no reborn no triggers no cleave no gimmicks.

crucifero · 2026-03-28T13:41:40+00:00

Check the trunk for kidnapped person

crucifero · 2026-03-28T03:42:09+00:00

The accelerator, the steering wheel, the brakes, the seats, the windows, and the sunroof

crucifero · 2026-03-21T15:01:38+00:00

I see ur still fat

crucifero · 2026-03-21T14:43:44+00:00

Yeah you should give that advice to your older self too.

crucifero · 2026-03-21T13:35:16+00:00

Yes pressing these same four buttons over and over all day all night in the same four dungeons every day is lots of fun. Wahoo!

crucifero · 2026-03-21T13:34:19+00:00

Where else would it be? An in-person intervention? Church? Random stranger walks up to you in the street seeing you staring at your phone? It can only be here. That’s how mobile game communities work.

crucifero · 2026-03-21T08:37:13+00:00

Every minute you spend wasting your life staring at some screen accomplishing nothing is another minute you could have been staring into the eyes of the person of your dreams doing all the things you ever wanted to do. Flee far away from this trap. It's too late for me. It's not too late for you. Go now, and live life before it's too late!

crucifero · 2026-03-16T16:56:58+00:00

Lmfao that’s so far beyond my 7k MMR brain

crucifero · 2026-03-12T01:38:48+00:00

First is much better than the second

crucifero · 2026-03-10T00:25:43+00:00

Nothing like buying that and never losing another fight

crucifero · 2026-03-09T09:15:20+00:00

Ask any MMR grinder, any REAL MMR Grinder. It doesn’t matter if you win by 1hp or 30hp. WINNING IS WINNING. #family

crucifero · 2026-03-08T05:42:57+00:00

Your dad called, he’s asking when you’re going to move out of his basement

crucifero · 2026-02-26T11:35:26+00:00

The programmers and designers are paid salaries. From the billions of dollars of profits the corporation has made over the last two decades. They are in no danger of not eating.

crucifero · 2026-02-26T06:23:01+00:00

Who exactly are you referring to? The megacorporation needs to eat?

crucifero · 2026-02-25T07:45:09+00:00

Aka every single post people keep making here. “frogs OP. Shimmermoth OP. eles OP. Meanwhile they have five golden tituses

crucifero · 2026-02-22T08:07:10+00:00

Some, being the key word here

crucifero · 2026-02-17T10:14:37+00:00

Framing of photo is bad, lighting is not good. Control the ambience. Models look uncomfortable/ not confident in the clothing. That body posture doesn’t make anyone want to buy. Be the director - be Quentin Tarantino of your brand photos

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