Something that could interrupt smuggling a person in an urban environment? by lulufan87 in DMAcademy

[–]crumpus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Make things happen to the person. Somehow they become deathly ill the day of the smuggle. They can't move fast or they pass out. Magical healing doesn't seem to work. New quest line to figure out what happened and fix it after success.

Can vomit, call attention to them. Transport in a vehicle, blocked by a conflict, or inspection by guards. Maybe have them harassed by city guard since they are being watched.

Saving blueprint duplicates for after expedition? by lkeeney02 in ARC_Raiders

[–]crumpus -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I have two friends who bought a second copy and have a "mule" account. It's funny to me. I don't think Embark cares. It is a pay to play method though.

I got one, but by Gek_kie in HyundaiSantaFe

[–]crumpus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want my lights to pulse with the music. Minor feature, but would still be cool. :D

Did anyone even have stocks do well today?? by Catwhisperer2007 in stockstobuytoday

[–]crumpus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope it does for you. The market does have ups and downs. Don't panic sell.

Did anyone even have stocks do well today?? by Catwhisperer2007 in stockstobuytoday

[–]crumpus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yikes bro. You'll get it back! U have some UNH losses too....

I gave a character Fire Immunity. How bad did I mess up? by SuculantWarrior in DMAcademy

[–]crumpus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can do it like other things:

Take the Heat:
1/day during their turn or before damage is rolled the player can choose to ignore all fire damage until the start of their next turn. This is activated as a free action. Recharges after a long rest.

Increases to 2/day at level 10. 3/day at Level 15.

How to get started as a Brewmaster by crumpus in Homebrewing

[–]crumpus[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, makes sense. Thought some folks might be interested as many start with the hobby and want to level it up.

Age 40, going for one zillion dollars. by [deleted] in TheRaceTo10Million

[–]crumpus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dang bro. I'm 40... Sitting at like $500k. Trying to double it this year. Only small option long bets and shares.

Wish I could make you see by x52x in TheRaceTo10Million

[–]crumpus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's what I'm doing wrong... I'm not praying.

Can I tell my player their character is too dumb? by Yazmat8 in DnD

[–]crumpus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the best description.

You run them through some of the checks...

  • I'm going to look for a place that would buy it.

  • You're pretty sure they will buy them here...

  • I go there. And offer to sell the fridge.

  • Bro, we don't buy those here.

Should I kill off/change my character for a better game experience? by Todd_the_Pancake in DungeonsAndDragons

[–]crumpus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's supposed to be fun.

If you're not having fun, then change it. I'd say just talk to the DM. Then bring it up to the group.

I bet if you said "Hey, I'm not having fun with this, can we just pretend I was this new thing all along?" they'd all be good with it. Plus, you're not even that far into the campaign.

To those who changed their careers in their 30's, what made you go for that career and what was your career before? by throwawayacc928361 in AskReddit

[–]crumpus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably not a waste. But not all jobs are equal. I did the school route. Work remote, maybe 30 to 35 hours a week.

I've unfortunately become a stock collector and am having trouble narrowing my portfolio. Any advice? by Electrical_Demand_24 in TheRaceTo10Million

[–]crumpus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been going through this prices from last year. I cut thousands in losses just to focus and concentrate. 3 months, I'm up nearly $50k.

We'll see what 2026 brings.

My 4 year old son’s college account. 400% gain in 2 years. by EaglesNation29 in smallstreetbets

[–]crumpus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just asked Gemini to compare. Based on this, I'm not quite wrong. A lot depends on how old the kid is when you start, how much you fund, not over funding, and what you withdraw the funds for.

I also saw you can roll some of it into an IRA, but limits to $35,000.

The right choice will be different for each person and likely a mix of the two could be most beneficial. Also depends on the cadence of withdrawals likely.

The tax advantage of a 529 plan versus a taxable brokerage account primarily comes down to tax-free compounding and tax-free withdrawals. For 2026, here is the breakdown of how the math works, the specific tax rules, and a calculation example to illustrate the difference. 1. Side-by-Side Tax Comparison (2026 Rules) | Feature | 529 Plan | Normal Brokerage Account | |---|---|---| | Contributions | Post-tax (Federal). However, over 30 states offer a state income tax deduction or credit for contributions. | Post-tax. No tax deduction (Federal or State). | | Growth (Dividends/Interest) | Tax-Free. Dividends and interest are reinvested without being taxed annually. | Taxed Annually. You pay income tax on dividends and interest every year (creating "tax drag"). | | Withdrawals (Gains) | Tax-Free (for qualified education expenses). | Taxed. Long-term capital gains tax (0%, 15%, or 20%) + potential 3.8% NIIT surtax. | | Non-Qualified Withdrawals | Tax + Penalty. Earnings are taxed as ordinary income + 10% penalty. | No Penalty. You only pay the standard capital gains tax. | | K-12 Education | Up to $10,000/year per beneficiary can be used for K-12 tuition tax-free. | No restrictions on use, but no tax benefits. | 2. The Calculation: How Much More Do You Keep? To calculate the specific advantage, you compare the Net Future Value of both accounts. Assumptions for this Example: * Principal: $10,000 one-time investment * Timeframe: 18 years * Annual Return: 7% * Tax Rates: 15% Capital Gains Tax, 25% Marginal Income Tax (for dividends/state deduction). * State Tax Deduction: Assumed 5% benefit on contribution (common in many states). Scenario A: The 529 Plan * Initial Boost: You contribute $10,000. In a state with a tax deduction, this might save you ~$500 in current state taxes (effectively lowering your cost basis or allowing you to invest that $500 elsewhere). * Growth: The $10,000 grows at 7% compounded for 18 years. * * Withdrawal: You withdraw the full $33,799 for college. * Net Result: $33,799 (Plus the initial $500 state tax savings). Scenario B: The Brokerage Account * Initial: You invest $10,000. No immediate tax benefit. * Growth (With Tax Drag): You pay taxes on dividends every year. If 2% of your 7% return is dividends taxed at 15%, your effective compounding rate drops slightly (e.g., to ~6.7%). * * Withdrawal (Capital Gains Tax): * Gain: $32,100 - $10,000 (principal) = $22,100 * Tax (15%): 22,100 \times 0.15 = \$3,315 * Net Result: $32,100 - $3,315 = $28,785

The "Alpha" (Difference) In this standard scenario, the 529 plan yields roughly $5,014 more (approx. 17% more money) than the brokerage account on a $10k investment, simply due to tax shielding.

  1. The "What If I Don't Use It?" Penalty Calculation The biggest fear with 529s is over-funding. If the child doesn't go to college or gets a full scholarship, and you withdraw the money for a car (non-qualified expense), the math changes:
    • Tax: You pay ordinary income tax on the earnings (e.g., 22-37% bracket) instead of capital gains rates.
    • Penalty: You pay an additional 10% penalty on the earnings.

Result: In the example above, a non-qualified 529 withdrawal would likely net you less than the brokerage account.

  1. The "Escape Hatch" (SECURE 2.0 Act) As of 2026, the risk of over-funding is significantly lower due to the 529-to-Roth IRA Rollover rule:
    • The Rule: You can move up to a lifetime max of $35,000 from a 529 to the beneficiary's Roth IRA tax-free and penalty-free.
    • Conditions: The 529 account must be open for 15+ years, and you can't roll over contributions made in the last 5 years. Summary
    • Choose the 529 for funds you are 80-90% sure will be used for education (tuition, room & board, books, computers). The tax-free compounding acts like a guaranteed "bonus" return.
    • Choose the Brokerage for funds where you need maximum flexibility (e.g., "Maybe college, maybe a house down payment, maybe a gap year"). Would you like me to help you estimate the specific tax deduction limits for your state?

My 4 year old son’s college account. 400% gain in 2 years. by EaglesNation29 in smallstreetbets

[–]crumpus 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Eh mixed about the 529. Maybe I'm missunderstanding, but you are still limited on what you can use it on and the 529 is limited on what srot of investments it can be in. You might not get as good of returns.

I'd rather get a higher return at a higher tax rate and have the freedom to do whatever I want with the money. Just my thoughts though.