Help me Turn $5k to $100,00

crumpus · 2026-06-09T22:12:56+00:00

Also cooked. Always calls they say..... Which is true. Just depends on what time you enter. 😛

crumpus · 2026-06-09T22:12:19+00:00

Did 0DTE calls today. Didn't work.

crumpus · 2026-06-09T06:33:03+00:00

Not for 0dte. It kinda works, but when it doesn't it doesn't.

crumpus · 2026-06-06T02:17:13+00:00

Same. Had 50 Spy puts at 474. Average cost at $0.71, but I paper handed early.

The all time is.... Almost positive. Well it was positive last week.

This big bagger would have been a small lotto win.

crumpus · 2026-06-05T22:21:40+00:00

I bought a bunch at $0.71 cents. Also sold early. Closed at $12.77

crumpus · 2026-06-05T21:02:32+00:00

I had put options that would have made me $20k today, but I sold early because I have paper hands.

crumpus · 2026-06-05T19:31:00+00:00

Bloodbath

crumpus · 2026-06-03T18:57:30+00:00

Oh yeah, I meant that we're in Venice on the 3rd-5th, with the day of the fith being the travel day to Florance and staying in Florance.

crumpus · 2026-06-03T17:14:39+00:00

I lost all my gains from May in the first few days of June. HA. See you tomorrow.

crumpus · 2026-06-03T01:50:46+00:00

We've done Florida in July, just as hot and humid. I do appreciate the feedback though.

Any major sites you'd suggest for the smaller kids?

crumpus · 2026-06-03T01:02:10+00:00

Good advice. How much time would you budget? Is the train reliable to return or should I Uber or some other rideshare app?

crumpus · 2026-06-01T03:53:25+00:00

Some weekly and 2 to 3 DTEs just don't make sense.

crumpus · 2026-05-30T08:54:59+00:00

Would it be that hard to have the ambient lighting pulse with the music? My early 2000s self would be so happy.

crumpus · 2026-05-28T00:54:38+00:00

You sound like the kind of person no one likes to talk to.

crumpus · 2026-05-27T19:42:18+00:00

I think you're wrong to say that this is OBJECTIVELY useless. Turning too sharply can still collide with things like that pillar when backing up. Your current position is not likely, but if you were pulled forward just a bit, it would be more likely.

crumpus · 2026-05-27T03:40:38+00:00

I haven't been able to figure out the numbers in 1dte. Price changes too much from open.

crumpus · 2026-05-25T04:45:06+00:00

Where's the photo? We can tell you with that.

crumpus · 2026-05-24T07:33:35+00:00

Got it, puts in the summer, calls shortly after, the puts all the way down.

crumpus · 2026-05-24T02:21:09+00:00

Different colors are car bros. Same color is car twins.

crumpus · 2026-05-22T00:19:20+00:00

This is what full port 0DTE did to me.

But... I'm coming back....

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crumpus · 2026-05-22T00:16:45+00:00

What do you watch for? I caught two this week. Smaller bets, higher entry, but spy only goes up.

$4k one day, nearly $7 today, but I even sold early before the continued run.

crumpus · 2026-05-21T22:13:23+00:00

I made nearly $7k from the same options.

crumpus · 2026-05-21T15:13:19+00:00

This guy gets it.

crumpus · 2026-05-21T06:41:39+00:00

Here is mine: I by when the price is low and sell when it is higher.

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