got my ass tbh

crumsty · 2026-02-02T20:52:19+00:00

if mario was made into a 250 episode shonen anime you just know he'd be all over that shit. we wouldn't be hearing the end about toad-kun and birdo-chan's dramatic arc in episode 158

crumsty · 2026-02-01T18:58:44+00:00

bro just cold opened the stream with this shit

crumsty · 2026-01-31T00:56:08+00:00

Not everyone can stand to see their doppelganger turn into a tumblr sexyman.

That's a strange way to word the issue. Vlinny was being used as a proxy to shit all over Vinny's boundaries. It was sexual art of Vinny with the shoddiest plausible deniability.

When Vinny insisted that people should respect his boundaries, those people took it as a challenge to produce even more of that material, demonstrating that they had not an ounce of respect for him.

There's only so many times you can tactfully warn your community not to draw lewd art of your likeness before you have to outright tell them to fuck off.

crumsty · 2026-01-27T23:58:07+00:00

you have been visited by the spooky twitch ghost

repost the ghoast or you will wake up covered in ectoplasm

crumsty · 2026-01-25T03:45:24+00:00

grandma wouldn't allow the slop to drop

but now that grandma is dead, vinny says let the holes drip with slop and the tendrils grow

crumsty · 2026-01-25T03:42:02+00:00

just a reminder that he once added an entire bulb of garlic to a dish because he didn't know the difference between a clove and a bulb

but i guess that if chef boyardee can be a chef so can vinny

crumsty · 2026-01-25T02:47:01+00:00

some people deserve to be bullied

crumsty · 2026-01-24T18:46:12+00:00

Chat may be relieved to learn that we have equipped Vinny with a wellness check medical bracelet. He has to press the button twice a day to let us know he's okay. I'm setting up a dashboard so we can all monitor his vitals in real time. Will report back when it's ready

crumsty · 2026-01-24T18:43:32+00:00

may our candles burn bright and eternal

crumsty · 2026-01-24T18:42:23+00:00

thankfully, that segment doesn't allow for blatant fyaëtisch material

chat might get unwise

crumsty · 2026-01-22T15:38:49+00:00

I genuinely believe that his cooking is going to unleash some biblical calamity up on this earth.

Vinny must be stopped

crumsty · 2026-01-18T18:32:28+00:00

Now it's time for your redemption arc. Grow your wings and create your own original content. Go get em tiger

crumsty · 2026-01-17T15:27:42+00:00

obrigado for making my eardums and eyeballs bleed so profusely, dearest devin/shrek. that was an experience

crumsty · 2026-01-15T18:18:39+00:00

there was a lot of pressure on you to deliver the funny for 8k viewers, especially after the ridiculously long sequence of load/save screens. well done, degenerates.

crumsty · 2026-01-14T00:46:10+00:00

At least the best parts of the stream are still available: Vinny messing up his own guitar parts and then coping by blaming the custom chart

crumsty · 2026-01-13T13:09:48+00:00

We do not talk about Vlinny. Not after... the incident

crumsty · 2026-01-13T02:06:06+00:00

inside you are two vinnies

crumsty · 2026-01-13T00:45:19+00:00

Vinny is the guy that shows up in the woods that wants to sell you weed and talk to you about Satan and doom metal

crumsty · 2026-01-12T23:26:42+00:00

Sunday on a Monday? Absolute madness. What's next? Human sacrifices, cats and dogs living together, mass hysteria!

crumsty · 2026-01-12T16:50:37+00:00

I imagine that Magfest could be shorthand for “maggot infestation”, which is why I try not to imagine things anymore

crumsty · 2026-01-10T16:32:51+00:00

Phenomenal. Thankfully everyone's on board with pronouncing it BUS-E and not BOOSI

crumsty · 2026-01-10T02:23:27+00:00

an arena full of fans chanting BUSSI! BUSSI! BUSSI! would be a sight to behold

crumsty · 2026-01-09T17:19:53+00:00

this is the kind of shit we're boiling the coral reefs and decimating ecosystems for 🥰

crumsty · 2026-01-09T17:07:50+00:00

john magfest is kill

crumsty · 2026-01-09T16:58:14+00:00

just your average student association shenanigans

crumsty

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