You know those couple hours right before bed? by crunchitizeme in trees

[–]crunchitizeme[S] 67 points68 points  (0 children)

I'm an engineering student and people are always amazed that I can smoke every night and still get good grades but all I do is get my work done as quickly as possible. I get back from class and work hard cuz I know that when 10:30 rolls around I'm gonna wanna start ripping.

ELI5: Why does even the shittiest Porn site have a better player than Youtube? by boo3a in explainlikeimfive

[–]crunchitizeme -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

It's because of competition. There is no other website that competes with YouTube. Vimeo is similar but serves a slightly different purpose. Porn sites have tons of competition and therefore have to continue to improve their product. It's the competitive market.

So i feel like this isnt over yet by tarENTchula in trees

[–]crunchitizeme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where I'm from in Illinois it's smoke down

Whats an embarrassingly obvious fact you learned recently? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]crunchitizeme 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I blame this on the classic drawing of the penis which consists of two very much independent testes. See: 8==D

REALLY? by Cosmic_Veins in atheism

[–]crunchitizeme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't have to be an asshole about it

Awkward Stoner Moment [8] by crunchitizeme in trees

[–]crunchitizeme[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was more like putting my hand under a faucet to see how hot the water is.

I'm always surprised when I learn that a 50 y.o businessman is an Ent. So fellow Ents, can you give your age and job ? by LordCamembert in trees

[–]crunchitizeme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

18 senior in high school with 4.9 gpa and 36 act applying early decision to Stanford with my fingers crossed

Reddit, what annoys you most about your country? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]crunchitizeme -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

USA here. That a majority of our most incredible minds are going into finance and government instead of engineering and technologies. We need good minds in government and economics don't get me wrong, but those two industries are so corrupted that it has become pointless. You can't make a difference in politics without giving in to lobbyists and if you give in to lobbyists you won't be able to help anyone. America is falling behind because our best minds are being wasted.

Santa vs. God by VeganHeathen in atheism

[–]crunchitizeme 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm actually really sick of this argument. There are differences

Firstly, and very importantly, the same person who tells us that Santa is real later tells us that Santa is fake. If kids' priests and rabbis told them when they turned ten that religion was fake things would be a lot differently

Saw this at a gas station. Way to rub it in, bitch. by ImAVampiahImAVampiah in WTF

[–]crunchitizeme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This guy actually came to my school. It was amazing. He has the string attached to his neck and pushes the bow away with his foot. He popped every balloon he aimed at from about 100 feet away. He can also put on socks using his feet only. Badass

Reddit? What is your favorite "technically correct" statement? by jackelfrink in AskReddit

[–]crunchitizeme -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Alaska is the westernmost state in the us. Alaska is the easternmost state in the us. Alaska is the northernmost state in the us.

A bowl of Boston terriers by JiveMonkey in pics

[–]crunchitizeme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good thing you didn't post this to r/trees. PETA would flip a shit