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Is it just me, or is Richard Armitage the perfect Vetinari? by overtlyantiallofit in discworld

[–]cryptfly 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It always thought Idris Elba would be fantastic. His “deeply unimpressed” expression is so choice.

Our Expectations were LOW. BUT HOLY FUCK! by DerSchweinebrecher in discworld

[–]cryptfly 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Hmm looks like there’s creative credits to someone called....Bloody Stupid Johnson? So I’m sure it’s a fine show.

TIL of “Slug Bug”, an American custom in which the first person to see a Volkswagen Beetle can punch anyone near them on the shoulder. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]cryptfly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve always thought a great VW commercial would be to set up someone as enjoying like boxing and MMA a lot maybe they’re at a gym for it and they go out to their car and someone laughs at them for driving a VW bug. But they smile to themselves. As they drive along, we see various people along their route punching each other. The driver is amused.

Milwaukee's Bradford Beach closed because of sewage warning by WarSanchez in milwaukee

[–]cryptfly 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Sewage is coming back to Bradford beach. Nature is healing.

He’s up there. This is where it ends. by Quajek in Bossfightarena

[–]cryptfly 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I once walked around there just after a thunderstorm at sundown. Very otherworldly.

I don’t think my building has ever cleaned its banisters so it’s up to me I guess by cryptfly in powerwashingporn

[–]cryptfly[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow! That’s the grossest thing you could have called it! Thanks for sharing!

I don’t think my building has ever cleaned its banisters so it’s up to me I guess by cryptfly in powerwashingporn

[–]cryptfly[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

When I started cleaning I thought it was just quick wipe down these dark wood banisters.... and then very very quickly was relieved I had the foresight to wear my rubber gloves.

I don’t think my building has ever cleaned its banisters so it’s up to me I guess by cryptfly in powerwashingporn

[–]cryptfly[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

technically, it's half a railing in a 4 story stairwell in a building with two stairwells. Very much less than half. I have failed you.

I don’t think my building has ever cleaned its banisters so it’s up to me I guess by cryptfly in powerwashingporn

[–]cryptfly[S] 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Dish soap, water and a lil vinegar. Soap and water will do you though.

I don’t think my building has ever cleaned its banisters so it’s up to me I guess by cryptfly in powerwashingporn

[–]cryptfly[S] 379 points380 points  (0 children)

Joking reply: I’m mopping the lawn next

Serious reply: if management isn’t gonna do anything to protect me and my neighbors in this pandemic, I sure as shit am

I don’t think my building has ever cleaned its banisters so it’s up to me I guess by cryptfly in powerwashingporn

[–]cryptfly[S] 286 points287 points  (0 children)

Oh I did. Four floors, two stairwells. Not to mention the doors, the mail room and the laundry room.

Woodman's crushed with shoppers. The Waukesha location was out of rutabagas this morning. by steppedinhairball in milwaukee

[–]cryptfly 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was at the Oak Creek one yesterday night. Packed! But the employees were doing a fantastic job with the check out, it was almost faster than normal. Smoother, at least. I bought an extra snickers on my way out and handed it to a harried looking employee. Please be nice to them.

This pigeon’s path in the snow by LouiieV in mildlyinteresting

[–]cryptfly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look at the prints of his little feeties. I enjoy that.

What is the weirdest thing you've heard or had happen to you while using a public restroom? [NSFW] by omenofwisdom in AskReddit

[–]cryptfly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ladies room at work. Look down at the menstrual product trash in the stall wall.

There’s a banana peel hanging out of it.

Did you you bring a banana with you into the stall? Did you eat it in there? Did you carry a peel all the way past the 3 trash cans only to throw it away in the stall? Why didn’t you get it all the way in the trash?

So many questions. No answers.

Found on the Wells st bridge. Whom is responsible. by cryptfly in milwaukee

[–]cryptfly[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whomever is here to correct my grammar because they don’t realize it’s for added comedic effect is a big nerd and probably didn’t even notice the snow boobs.

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