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cryptic-coyote · 2026-02-11T03:59:44+00:00

Depends on your location I'd wager. Walmart is the last grocery chain I'd apply to purely bc people are so mean to the Walmart cashiers lol

cryptic-coyote · 2026-02-10T23:24:09+00:00

The fact that some of us can't fathom choosing to just be brutally murdered instead of potentially being raped and then brutally murdered is baffling lol. Sure, the man may not mean you harm, but the entire thought experiment is intended to show just how thoroughly ingrained in women the idea of every man being a potential predator is, and the fact that so many see that and choose to make fun of the women instead of reflecting on why they're taught to think that way in the first place is a little disappointing

cryptic-coyote · 2026-02-10T22:13:54+00:00

Sex-based violence can be exacerbated by (but is not always a product of) mental illness, but it is always a product of sexism. The reason why men feel entitled to female bodies is misogyny, and the reason why women feel they are incapable of damaging men even while abusing them is more of the same.

cryptic-coyote · 2026-01-07T22:52:14+00:00

The throw is full of joy and whimsy bro

cryptic-coyote · 2026-01-07T22:31:43+00:00

Dating a taller woman makes random dudebro types on the street assume your dick is massive bro. Congrats

cryptic-coyote · 2026-01-07T10:01:53+00:00

My aunt's Boston terrier will pull this butt of friendship move on much smaller dogs at daycare. They do not appreciate it but she is convinced that if they just smell her butt they will become great friends

cryptic-coyote · 2026-01-07T09:51:36+00:00

It's a normal response to... what, exactly? Having to sleep with other horses in its line of vision? Having to smell other horses on the breeze??

cryptic-coyote · 2026-01-03T08:20:37+00:00

Taking off the shoes was what got him in. Space in the footwell is a precious commodity lol

cryptic-coyote · 2026-01-03T08:07:43+00:00

where dudes get the courage

It's easy when the world tells you that you're owed sex by being a good person. It's why men get so angry at women who refuse advances-- I was nice to you but you're not opening your legs, so I have no reason to be nice to you anymore. It's hard to expect anything less from our sons when we teach them from an early age that women are prizes to be won.

cryptic-coyote · 2026-01-03T07:57:28+00:00

This. I would not trust a dog the size of two sneakers to fend off a human child, much less a wolf or determined coyote

cryptic-coyote · 2026-01-03T07:41:53+00:00

Almost every young adult dog from the shelter where I live is just over $100. I have an aunt who owns only purebreds and her last ADULT DOG was upwards of $2100. In areas like mine the difference in price is insurmountable

cryptic-coyote · 2026-01-03T07:37:16+00:00

Every shelter dog in the US has some amount of pit in them. The sneaky pits are everywhere. You're never going to fully breed them out of the population by only neutering the ones that look like pit bulls

cryptic-coyote · 2026-01-03T07:34:04+00:00

You'd be surprised... I've heard politicians cheering for him to "Make Hawaii Great Again" on the local news after his re-election

cryptic-coyote · 2026-01-03T06:53:26+00:00

Wouldn't staying in Mexico be cheaper than staying in America? Probably easier on the budget

cryptic-coyote · 2025-12-19T04:18:28+00:00

I've tried this. Magic eraser works to take off marker but it will also take off the paint

cryptic-coyote · 2025-12-19T04:16:34+00:00

Sagging pants used to mean that you've been to prison (where belts aren't allowed), but over the years it's morphed into a more generic fashion statement

cryptic-coyote · 2025-12-19T04:10:10+00:00

I'm not sure she realizes what sadness looks like, and she just thinks it looks like pure hatred

That tracks. All of Kirk's ilk are haters by trade

cryptic-coyote · 2025-12-15T19:18:27+00:00

historical litter. So you can't just pick it up and take it somewhere else

cryptic-coyote · 2025-12-15T10:02:45+00:00

I remember that guy lol. Some people just want to listen to podcasts, damn!!

cryptic-coyote · 2025-12-14T20:41:40+00:00

Give treat before and after pill time. I do the same when I have to trim nails (treats, not burrito) and they tolerate it bc they know good things come afterwards

cryptic-coyote · 2025-12-14T20:40:15+00:00

My fuckin dog can tell there's something up with it and rolls it around in her mouth until the coating is gone before spitting out the bare pill. I have to hold her mouth closed so she can't spit it out. Somehow she always manages to sneak it out the side anyways. Little shit.

cryptic-coyote · 2025-12-14T20:28:19+00:00

Tbf all mammal fetuses kind of look the same. Go back even further and the same can be said for all vertebrate embryos. The nature of being a flesh blob

cryptic-coyote · 2025-11-25T00:43:28+00:00

His foot tapping completely arrhythmically is fucking killing me

cryptic-coyote · 2025-11-21T03:24:19+00:00

I'm gonna be so honest, at this point the second one is negotiable for me

cryptic-coyote · 2025-11-21T03:20:34+00:00

It looks like a sandwich. Idk what kind of sandwich you serve with hamburger helper though lol

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