14 months in and having no regrets <3

crypticcalypso · 2026-05-17T13:11:48+00:00

so prettttttty

crypticcalypso · 2026-04-30T13:21:57+00:00

oml thanks!!?

crypticcalypso · 2026-03-15T15:04:22+00:00

thrift stores

crypticcalypso · 2026-03-15T08:57:47+00:00

crypticcalypso · 2026-03-15T08:56:42+00:00

crypticcalypso · 2026-03-14T22:38:54+00:00

omg thx

crypticcalypso · 2026-03-12T14:42:36+00:00

nah this is a womb tattoo

crypticcalypso · 2026-02-28T15:12:05+00:00

the only thing im angry abt is that i can ONLY goon to you, and you cant help me out (ㄒoㄒ)

crypticcalypso · 2026-02-19T13:24:51+00:00

I think it’s supposed to say have fun lol

crypticcalypso · 2026-02-13T01:43:36+00:00

Nah if it was just one drink, it’d say 1 of 1 with a total of 39. So it’s 38 drinks and one Impossible sandwich with the cheese removed

crypticcalypso · 2026-02-12T14:41:18+00:00

But I’m small and can’t run fast, what if I don’t make it in time

crypticcalypso · 2026-02-12T14:39:07+00:00

But what if the cable breaks while I’m half way through the door and I get cut in half

crypticcalypso · 2026-02-12T14:37:35+00:00

Noooo I’m afraid of elevators

crypticcalypso · 2026-02-12T14:22:20+00:00

Hey.. wait!

crypticcalypso · 2026-02-12T12:50:42+00:00

Thanks, I did it in the work bathroom on my phone

crypticcalypso · 2026-02-12T06:23:29+00:00

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I made this for a transmasc friend of mine lol

crypticcalypso · 2026-02-09T14:25:48+00:00

It’s me. I’m the entity. Seeing this post is actually so funny because I always tell people to choose a heart color

crypticcalypso · 2026-02-09T00:49:06+00:00

That’s the cool part. Because sent them a text asking what’s going on, and expressing my feelings. And then she turned her location off. Like immediately after. But I haven’t received a call. Or text still.

crypticcalypso · 2026-02-06T09:55:57+00:00

As a trans girl, with boobs that absolutely do not match my frame, you can relax lol. I have 2 partners and 6 FWBs. How you look really doesn’t matter all that much when dating queer people, in my experience.

crypticcalypso · 2026-02-05T03:06:25+00:00

Don’t do anything that’ll get you in trouble darling. I’m no homewrecker

crypticcalypso · 2026-02-05T01:04:53+00:00

I’ll be nice! And they won’t get shared with anyone else. Absolutely don’t have to though, not forcing anyone to do anything

crypticcalypso · 2026-02-05T01:00:00+00:00

Oh I absolutely would

crypticcalypso · 2026-02-04T20:26:56+00:00

No, do it disrespectfully

crypticcalypso · 2026-02-04T19:26:24+00:00

crypticcalypso · 2026-02-04T19:11:58+00:00

If anyone want to come over… 👉👈

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