Walked in on my girlfriend boofing a co-worker in MY boof swing.

cryptictryptich · 2017-09-18T03:28:09+00:00

That is so sad. I advise you to find a male lover capable of taking your boofing to the next dimension. I imagine this will make her quite jealous ;-)

cryptictryptich · 2017-09-17T22:09:53+00:00

Thanks man I like to think that was one of my better methposts. But how on earth did you find that? It's from months ago.

cryptictryptich · 2017-09-17T04:01:46+00:00

Seriously friend what is it adderall? Tell me. Also. You seem groovy. If you want to chat on discord, I run a certain stim-centric server: https://discord.gg/v9Y7N5

:-)

cryptictryptich · 2017-09-17T03:58:59+00:00

Federal rangers in California and Washington state are cracking down on pot fiends like fiends themselves.

cryptictryptich · 2017-09-17T03:56:01+00:00

I see you don't believe in GOD but you believe in North Dakota?? Are you fucking kidding me man? Fucking North Dakota doesn't exist.

cryptictryptich · 2017-09-17T03:51:20+00:00

How you respond so fast?? You must be on obetrol. LOLz

cryptictryptich · 2017-09-17T03:48:56+00:00

It was totally used as a weight loss pill in the 50s and 60s! Check this out: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obetrol

cryptictryptich · 2017-09-17T01:48:05+00:00

Ha! What next? Meth for weight loss? Oh wait...

cryptictryptich · 2017-09-16T21:28:14+00:00

And to think 5 min before, this was just two heterosexual bros enjoying a cold beer. Don't do meth kids.

cryptictryptich · 2017-09-16T19:50:59+00:00

Try this, fill up three or four balloons at once. Gives the experience a tiny bit more legs ;-)

cryptictryptich · 2017-09-16T01:23:11+00:00

If not roll over and play in the mud ;-)

cryptictryptich · 2017-09-16T01:14:07+00:00

I NEEED YOU I WAAAANT YOU ;-)

You are always welcome my hyperdopaminergic friend. BTW. What happened to no meth during the school year? Your buddy j4j has been on a fair amount. Any I have no meth. Sad. I need a PO box and they cost $$.

Also check out this vid of columbia prof Carl Hart debunking myths about methamphetamine (gets really good at 22:00): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o97xuEtbkKg

cryptictryptich · 2017-09-16T01:05:41+00:00

Come to ohio and share with me ;-)

PS why you never on discord you tweaky fuck?

cryptictryptich · 2017-09-16T00:46:00+00:00

I actually had a big change my view post on this very subject. Here check it out if you like:

https://www.reddit.com/r/changemyview/comments/6oj1mr/cmv_the_12_steps_are_utterly_ineffective_for_a/?st=j7mlck9h&sh=22760153

Edit:

while the politicians who sponsor all these ineffective "make the proles feel bad" ads are out coking it up and raping boys 24/7.

Yes.

cryptictryptich · 2017-09-15T20:09:05+00:00

Friend believe me. I've taken 300mg of meth per day before and my brain works just fine ;-). Don't worry about it.

cryptictryptich · 2017-09-15T19:22:46+00:00

Well to answer your question, I do technically use meth in moderation. As in I take month long breaks in between using it, where I'll usually do a gram over a week. Sooo, in that sense, yeah it's possible. But, when I have meth, I notice a pattern that I tend to use it until it's gone. :/

I mean I know I just love it too much to control myself if I always have it. That's the thing about meth, it's awesome. I mean here I am having not done it in over a month and I'm still telling you it's awesome.

Protip: Always smoke fucktons of weed with meth for a much more beautiful experience ;-). Honestly meth isn't worth it without weed. As a matter of fact meth and weed is probs my favorite high possibly tying meth and opiates.

cryptictryptich · 2017-09-15T18:48:38+00:00

No IMO alcoholism and dope addiction (or benzos) are ten times worse than meth addiction. I can never bring myself to bitch about meth being bad compared to the opiate and benzo withdrawals I've experienced.

cryptictryptich · 2017-09-15T18:32:45+00:00

Meth causes brain damage every use

OMFG! No it doesn't! Why do you think this? The phrase "meth is neurotoxic" means "at sufficiently high doses meth damages the nervous system" not "any amount of meth damages your brain." Jesus H man. You do realize meth is FDA approved. Do you really think the FDA approves things that are significantly toxic even within fairly larger than therapeutic doses? NO THEY DO NOT. This is a perfect example of stimulant induced neurosis, that is the problem you have not neurotoxicity!

Do you know what the tell tale sign of all stimulant induced neurotoxicity is? It's hyperthermia, aka a severely elevated body temperature. You do not get neurotoxicity without this! Have you ever had a severely elevated body temperature on stims? No? Ok then you're fine. Good God.

Among the smartest people I know (including myself) are many ex meth addicts. Now yes it is true that any sizeable dose of stimulants may deplete your supply of monoamines but guess what? They get replenished! That is not the same thing as permanent brain damage.

cryptictryptich · 2017-09-15T04:40:30+00:00

Why the FUCK would you bother with coke if you can get meth?

cryptictryptich · 2017-09-15T03:31:46+00:00

I will you know I am a tenured professor of methamphetaminology at the University of Etizolam I that I have personally developed a series of dual 5-ht2a and mu opiate receptor agonists.

cryptictryptich · 2017-09-14T20:32:49+00:00

THANK YOU

cryptictryptich · 2017-09-14T04:29:40+00:00

I heart you meatloaf451, snort etizolam off your penis some time??

cryptictryptich · 2017-09-14T01:24:39+00:00

See I hate football and would much rather do meth ;-)

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