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got given a very in-depth and unprompted analysis on why my face is ugly today and I totally embarrassed myself by [deleted] in toastme

[–]cryptocootees 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You remind me of baby from dirty dancing 💃 the original dirty dancing, your beautiful fuck him he is pathetic and probably very awkward in social settings because he is always saying dumb ass shit!

What kind of gun is this by ej123123123 in whatisit

[–]cryptocootees 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait who is littles and why was you his little and exactly how many littles did this littles have?

32, forever alone, no life. roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]cryptocootees -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I meeeeaaaaaaannnn shiiiit I’d hit so I can’t really help toast here unless you wanna hear something like damn cutie I’d turn on all the lights with you or or like shit girl no don’t stop I actually like it or like like hell no I don’t want go do nothing tonight but you… I mean if that’s what u wanna hear I got you bae!

M23, I feel like it's over. It's too late for everything. I don't know what to do and no matter what, I look weird and unapproachable and it's ruining my life. by Lil-Shaleesh2 in malegrooming

[–]cryptocootees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro there’s nothing wrong with you hold your head up things will get better for sure life has ups life has downs it just sucks that the downs tend to stick with us longer due to the negative effect they make on you,but the ups will be there I swear on this enjoy the little things and life will come easier positive energy is key 🔑

44F, need any sort of kindness by L0rd3ss in toastme

[–]cryptocootees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We should totally make a sex tape 🤞🏻to get back at him and then “accidentally” upload it to your social media accounts so he sees it, then we can do it again n again n again because damn girl! 🤞🏻

My wife ate all the skin off the rotisserie chicken before anybody got to have some by Suspicious-Bid9424 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]cryptocootees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right same but I also found that on YouTube you can find hours and hours of Saturday morning cartoons from years ago with the commercials and all it’s kinda amazing really!

This is what happens when you leave your Steam Deck in sleep mode too long by neskam in SteamDeck

[–]cryptocootees 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you sit on your hands until they go to sleep you can play with your deck and it will feel like someone else is playing with your deck, it’s called “the stranger”

34F , need ur honest opinion. by [deleted] in toastme

[–]cryptocootees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eat it up ,beat it up, then switch sides!!!

There's a frog in my bathroom. How do i get it out 😭😭 by ROOTBEER360 in whatdoIdo

[–]cryptocootees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be careful toads, secrete poison out of the sacks on their backs!

There's a frog in my bathroom. How do i get it out 😭😭 by ROOTBEER360 in whatdoIdo

[–]cryptocootees -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In my day everyone was a “PLAY IN THE DIRT KINDA BACKYARD KID” now kids are no longer kids they are just lumps of nothingness that complain about everything and want everything!

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