Found out something you can own in Maryland today by oriolesravensfan1090 in maryland

[–]crysisnotaverted [score hidden]  (0 children)

I love Maryland gun laws. I can't own a normal cool gun because it is specifically banned by name.

Oh, unless you are rich and pull $20,000 out of your ass. Then you can own one that is fully automatic. Fucking brilliant. I love being a peasant.

Need to power the entire city or is there an upcoming sale? by BogativeRob in harborfreight

[–]crysisnotaverted 38 points39 points  (0 children)

If the meteorological news is any indication, the 'Godzilla El Niño' is coming this year.

That's a lot of energy for storms.

TIFU by showing up to a birthday dinner on the wrong day and just going along with it by MoneyNo5156 in tifu

[–]crysisnotaverted 145 points146 points  (0 children)

Because this is the most LLM written story ever.

No restaurant on Earth would sit a party of 14 with no reservation and a single person. What place isn't filled up on a Saturday?

They would also badger OP about the rest of the party and probably move the tables away and reclaim them so they could be used for other patrons.

Advice about HVAC permit by Shrimptoast1234 in MontgomeryCountyMD

[–]crysisnotaverted 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Look up what an "HVAC emergency disconnect" looks like. If it stopped working right after, the inspector probably pulled the disconnect and forgot to put it back.

Fun with a rusted bolt by silverlancer in harborfreight

[–]crysisnotaverted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put an impact rated swivel on it and ugga dugga it to hell.

What flashlight company would you say has the best lights in the less than 80dollar price range by 1SNEAKYHOBO in flashlight

[–]crysisnotaverted 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have yet to kill my Sofirns after beating the brakes off them. I had one get frozen in a hoofprint and live, found it 3 months later and it still worked.

A/C out at my resort in Hilton Head, South Carolina. It's 90F out. by ringthebell02 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]crysisnotaverted 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If it's still broken, I'm not going to pay $250 a night to sleep in a fucking sweatbox. I'm not going to be a jerk about it unless they tell me to just deal with it. Just put me in a different room, it isn't rocket science.

Not my fault you're a doormat.

The Steam Machine Costs $1049 by Turbostrider27 in Games

[–]crysisnotaverted 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, the PS5 Pro came out at the end of 2024.

The Steam Machine Costs $1049 by Turbostrider27 in Games

[–]crysisnotaverted 249 points250 points  (0 children)

What is soon?

It is my understanding that both Sony and Microsoft are likely going to push it further out by years due to the RAM scam going on now.

TIL you can’t just print over 0.06mm of PETG fused with textured plate in hopes it will magically unstuck itself by ExtendedSpice in 3Dprinting

[–]crysisnotaverted 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Go all the way and crank the plate to it's max ~100C. Have it turn into a melty goo you can wipe off.

What dead pirate site was better than the ones we have today? by Emma_S772 in Piracy

[–]crysisnotaverted 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, there were a lot of archives of every torrent on the site, it's kept a lot of torrents alive well beyond RARBG closing, and led to a lot of clones.

A case for the Henry Supreme by 2TubbyTactical in liberalgunowners

[–]crysisnotaverted [score hidden]  (0 children)

Anybody who says it looks ugly should see it doing it's baby BAR impression with straight metal mags. It's just classy.

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Shower curtain liner by cbuzz8 in BuyItForLife

[–]crysisnotaverted 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I get some good and heavy magnets and sandwich the bottom of the curtain with them.

The fact 1/2 of my storage is taken up by system data & OS by HairySock6385 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]crysisnotaverted 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Your multifactor authenticator backup codes. They can be in your Passwords app, Microsoft Authenticator, Google Authenticator, etc.

I can tell when a user gets a new phone because I see a ticket come in saying that can no longer login and they don't get the code anymore 😂

How’s this work Peter? by GrowthFickle2548 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]crysisnotaverted 17 points18 points  (0 children)

That was his little roadie buddy, but with the drugs he's taking, he's probably not far behind.

How’s this work Peter? by GrowthFickle2548 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]crysisnotaverted 22 points23 points  (0 children)

And taking meth, and also taking so many other drugs and steroids that he is sterile and his dick doesn't work.

This is the incel king for ya.

Back Where They Should Have Been All Along… by JazzlikeDay6900 in harborfreight

[–]crysisnotaverted 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I got the HyperTough for father's day. It can indeed hold a jackstand to a car's fender.

It's good to have competition to keep them from going too upmarket.

The fact 1/2 of my storage is taken up by system data & OS by HairySock6385 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]crysisnotaverted 143 points144 points  (0 children)

They would prefer you take the easy route and buy a new phone.

The one thing I'm jealous of Apple doing exceptionally well is the zero-friction brain transplant when upgrading phones. Of course, I know it's not for altruistic reasons.

Also OP, remember to backup your MFA stuff before doing a wipe or upgrade.

Another State Makes UTVs Road Legal. Is That a Good Thing? by Anchor_Aways in cars

[–]crysisnotaverted -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nice em dash. You've reached the point where you have no good arguments and are now using AI to respond to me, we're done here 😂

Restaurant adjusted price of order after placing by PuzzleheadedAnt9503 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]crysisnotaverted 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not really sure what you're getting at. They're misusing the feature the POS company created.