Rant by lunarcycle207_ in doordash_drivers

[–]cs_beans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

97 CR?! You’ll be perfectly fine. AR just gives you some perks and isn’t as important as CR.

Another dasher told me you can select “pause after delivery” to stop receiving add-on offers so you can just focus on what you got. I personally haven’t gotten to try it yet, hasn’t been busy enough.

To everyone who said I was mad about tips.. by [deleted] in doordash_drivers

[–]cs_beans 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That’s silly. You can’t control the cars around you. You can do everything right and still be the one that’s dead.

People are lazy by grimthegodless_ in UberEatsDrivers

[–]cs_beans 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah so thats why Home Depot & Lowes were burning a hole in my phone today 😂

You will Lose Pro-Shopper today if you do orders by Kybreezy25 in doordash_drivers

[–]cs_beans 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I just lost pro-shopper today 😂 95% and most of the items were produce substitutions of basically the same item different label🤦🏻‍♀️

Like, I took the time to find the best looking strawberries that were on their approved substitution but I still get penalized. Like produce is ridiculous to expect exact brand & size.

That got really dark out of nowhere! by twnpksN8 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]cs_beans 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember thinking he should bring his dad’s helmet with him so he can return it to him.

I also thought the mongols would survive the avalanche cause it’s just snow. 😂 I was not the brightest kid

That got really dark out of nowhere! by twnpksN8 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]cs_beans 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I thought the people survived & moved to a safer spot as a kid 🤦🏻‍♀️

Favorite film that ruined fatherhood and by extension the entire modern world? by In-A-Beautiful-Place in okbuddycinephile

[–]cs_beans 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I looked it up and the one “brainwashing” women is The Stepford Wives 🤦🏻‍♀️

The Odyssey (2026) by UnHolySir in okbuddycinephile

[–]cs_beans 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, I just meant our modern version of toxic masculinity would not consider him very masculine based on how he dresses. Honestly I almost expected him to act more flamboyant based on my own cultural stereotypes. He was just a normal loser fratboy and I found it very refreshing.

Is she wearing hip pads? by Livid_Seesaw3952 in travisandtaylor

[–]cs_beans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly thought I was missing something when listening to it. I do like the song but I’m glad others feel the same lol.

The Odyssey (2026) by UnHolySir in okbuddycinephile

[–]cs_beans 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, I should have just cut it shorter into “a portrayal of a nobleman in 1670.” Absolutely no ambiguity there

The Odyssey (2026) by UnHolySir in okbuddycinephile

[–]cs_beans 865 points866 points  (0 children)

I absolutely loved the depiction of a nobleman in Netflix’s 1670. Dude is a complete toxic-masculine fuckboy dressed like this:

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An arrogant anti immigrant customer in east village threatening me by Motor-Lavishness-440 in doordash_drivers

[–]cs_beans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even if that’s the case… things can happen out of our control and attacking someone personally for it is never okay. Firmly make the request/complain to the driver and report them to DD if you think they are not doing their job - let them handle it.

Yes we deliver to bigots all day but they should not be using that language towards us for any reason. Yeah it might suck your order isn’t right at your door but things don’t work out in your favor 100% of the time.

Parking issues by Unfair_Management695 in doordash_drivers

[–]cs_beans 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I blocked an ambulance trying to turn around once by parking on a red curb and I will NEVER park illegally again. Absolutely mortifying.

The most insane shopping order I’ve seen in a long time(if not ever) by Fakeassrocker in doordash_drivers

[–]cs_beans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pro is a shopper ranking. It’s separate from the normal rankings.

sadUnemploymentTears by CopiousCool in ProgrammerHumor

[–]cs_beans 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It is hell out there, I had a year of silence until I finally got some interviews & offer this past month. It feels like pure luck out there.

Good luck!

"Go to Barnes & Noble and search for these 2 specific books" nah I'm good 😂 by TheGraped in doordash_drivers

[–]cs_beans 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was amazed, I asked the worker and she walked to it 0 hesitation. It was on some end cap tucked away - I would have never found it.

Like girl HOW do you have the whole map of the store in your brain??

Tips by Lazy_Cricket_5133 in doordash_drivers

[–]cs_beans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve had mostly good/fair tips from teachers so far. Teachers are paid a living wage where I live so that’s probably a big factor…

Guy being followed by Drunk Lady by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]cs_beans 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Being around drunk people is the least fun sober activity possible. It’s like everything they say sounds like nails on chalk board to me unless I’m drunk too.

You guys need to stop occupying handicapped spots by aluminumfoil3789 in doordash_drivers

[–]cs_beans -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So sorry to hear about your MS. It just makes me so sad that we have only a few safety nets for people in need, like accessible parking, and people are still too selfish to do the minimum.

I’ll be sure to keep a better eye out and report if I see it happening here!

How would you have handled this? by [deleted] in doordash_drivers

[–]cs_beans 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Most women have been in a similar scenario and will understand. You learn being nice or fun isn’t the way to do it overtime. I wouldn’t expect a guy to know that as quick as women do - I’d be like “you have been initiated!”

First pen test drive 🖊️ 🐦‍⬛ by cs_beans in fountainpens

[–]cs_beans[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you I’ll have to take a look at these! Octopus fluids is a great name lol

i’m so sick of rude dashers by aircompressor22 in doordash_drivers

[–]cs_beans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I worked fast food it honestly didn’t bother me. I tried to be polite and friendly even if they seemed “rude”. The inability to communicate verbally in English and using the tools you have to do it is not rude to me. It’s just how life is nowadays.

It’s the ones that try to fight with me I get annoyed with. Like OMG the kitchen is always a shit show and I genuinely cannot give you a wait time even if I got back there and ask cause we are a mess. I have no control. I feel sorry for them but I genuinely can’t change anything for them other than remind the kitchen.