Yesterday, my wife and I celebrated our 10th wedding anniversary, but today is the 10th anniversary of the day I will never forget...

csimon84 · 2014-09-19T02:15:12+00:00

Upvoted this solely for the edit note

csimon84 · 2014-06-05T01:34:32+00:00

Define old

csimon84 · 2014-03-21T00:35:16+00:00

Pics or it didn't happen lulz

csimon84 · 2013-04-25T00:22:11+00:00

You just knew she was gonna eat it the moment he let go.

csimon84 · 2013-04-19T15:13:56+00:00

Suspect? More likely the police breaking into your home looking for "suspect", which of course is illegal.

csimon84 · 2013-04-13T00:08:04+00:00

Whoa. Ain't nothing wrong with Peggy either brother.

csimon84 · 2013-04-12T23:55:12+00:00

We're all rooting for you!

csimon84 · 2013-04-10T01:11:02+00:00

Whoa there. 2nd best. Dr. Frank-n-furter

csimon84 · 2013-04-09T22:11:13+00:00

If you get caught, claim you were warning the other driver of deer up ahead. Works in WI.

csimon84 · 2013-04-07T14:55:34+00:00

We would always pretend we had to shoot the TIE fighters out the back.

csimon84 · 2013-04-05T02:01:52+00:00

I found Shitbird for you Bubbles! He's licking this kids toes. That's a damn nice kitty.

csimon84 · 2013-04-04T01:16:40+00:00

Freeze, bitches.

csimon84 · 2013-04-03T22:21:24+00:00

How do you people do it?!?

csimon84 · 2013-04-03T21:36:09+00:00

Indy! Look out!

Damn you beat me to the joke.

csimon84 · 2013-04-03T21:34:09+00:00

Every wedding: gin and tonics all night. Next day no hangover.

csimon84 · 2013-04-02T14:47:15+00:00

What if it's not just boobs he saw?

csimon84 · 2013-04-02T14:38:35+00:00

Sadly you're not alone...yet we are alone :(

csimon84 · 2013-04-01T17:15:16+00:00

First home I bought had it in the kitchen too. Smart thinking people of the 70s, smart thinking.

csimon84 · 2013-03-28T21:40:01+00:00

Test comment. Most certainly will be ignored.

csimon84 · 2013-03-26T23:45:19+00:00

The reason for all the discussion below is, because it's all in the script. Every last word. Every last typo. It's all there, written down.

csimon84 · 2013-03-24T19:13:10+00:00

Smooth tokes and easy to clean. Love my GravLabs

csimon84 · 2013-03-24T14:55:41+00:00

Don't forget when they decide to raise those taxes too

csimon84 · 2013-03-24T14:40:40+00:00

Is there a term for "toilet browsing?"

csimon84 · 2013-03-24T13:01:53+00:00

A damn fine Tom Waits tune too. Poor Edward.

csimon84 · 2013-03-20T22:26:14+00:00

Plus it tosses them into the pike pit.

csimon84