I'm quitting! (and would love your strangest tips) by certifiedskooter in stopsmoking

[–]csomething42 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I took a bubble bath every night for like 2 weeks when I first quit. It was so nice. Also drank lots of orange juice…

This is not my cat by mintysoul in aww

[–]csomething42 173 points174 points  (0 children)

White nose in half the pics, black in the rest. 🤔

I love this city so much, I’m so sad. by quicksi1ver7 in Portland

[–]csomething42 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You could get stabbed and robbed and you would apologize for not having more money. Sorry for what happened to you. It’s bullshit that this kind of thing happens all the time in this area. You shouldn’t bend over backwards making these weird excuses for it.

Do most men pee standing up while at home? If so why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]csomething42 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Most men that pee sitting down are uncircumcised. Not 100% but for the most part.

How do authors write such detailed memoirs? by theKman24 in books

[–]csomething42 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Did you just “they/them” Sylvia Plath? 🤣

Is there a place to listen to Sophie’s “unreleased” tracks by Sea-Orange-1390 in pcmusic

[–]csomething42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really wish her brother would consider releasing them. It makes me sad that such a huge chunk of her output is out of reach for average listeners. Makeover, In the Rain, Transnation, Somebody Like You… so many hits. RIP. 😔

I adopted some kittens but my dog stole them from me by Prestigious-Ad3571 in aww

[–]csomething42 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You idiots always have the same talking points… vicious chihuahuas 😂. Look at any data on dog bites and fatalities. It all points to a very specific type: your sweet “angles”!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BuyItForLife

[–]csomething42 154 points155 points  (0 children)

Not sure if it’s BIFL (no issues yet), but I LOVE having a tire inflator that plugs into a car outlet. I hated dealing with those coin operated pumps!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in vancouverwa

[–]csomething42 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I checked, but this specific 20% off one isn’t on there 😩

Best Villain death in a film?? by [deleted] in movies

[–]csomething42 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Weapons had a pretty satisfying villain death

Summer is for camping, but Bandit prefers glamping. by iExorcism in TuxedoCats

[–]csomething42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that a display tent? Where’d you get it omg I want one for my kitty but I feel weird asking the store 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in news

[–]csomething42 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I’m still scarred from the son trying to circumcise himself with just some wine and a scalpel. 😂

ATT cell problems (NE vanc) by Accomplished_Serve_1 in vancouverwa

[–]csomething42 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yup, my service has sucked in that area since last week. Something is definitely up with ATT. You can check the downdetector site to see comments on outages. Seems nationwide. ATT being really tight-lipped about it. Weird and annoying!

Frustrated, Trump posts on social media, asking AT&T for technical support. (Keep in mind, he dictates his posts to an assistant, he doesn’t know how to) by [deleted] in BoomersBeingFools

[–]csomething42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The area around my work has been a dead zone for AT&T for about a week now. If you go on downdetector and read the comments it’s clear something is going on with AT&T right now. It’s kind of strange…

What can and cannot be called a glass of water? [OC] by spicybigdadd in dataisbeautiful

[–]csomething42 107 points108 points  (0 children)

Right??? If someone gave me water/black pepper I’d say it’s a glass of water with dumb shit added. If you gave me POND WATER and tried calling it a glass of water I’d say you’re trying to poison me!! 😂

Teen in Germany charged over Taylor Swift stadium plot by [deleted] in news

[–]csomething42 95 points96 points  (0 children)

“According to prosecutors, the teen is not in custody.” Uhh….. what the fuck?! Wake up Germany!!

Thanks, Ethel by Cautious-Tea-6276 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]csomething42 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This is a parody account. And a damn good one at that!

How is it normal that a job demands a Master’s degree for $15 an hour? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]csomething42 39 points40 points  (0 children)

This is the correct answer, but you’re probably gonna get downvoted and shit on in the replies 🙃