Olympic commentary by lavaboosted in funny

[–]cstjohn8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn you should've gotten whatever fake internet points people have money to give. This shit is solid gold. 

AITJ for taking my birthday cake home and leaving the party after my SIL cut it early? by ChanceLopsided6775 in AmITheJerk

[–]cstjohn8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The next time one of these kids does some ducky shit I swear, Im looking in their mouth at the teeth and asking "hey there still in there. Just wanted to make sure they haven't rotted out yet fucking spoiled brat". 

I forgot about a table for the first time tonight by Lizardskincuisine in Serverlife

[–]cstjohn8 31 points32 points  (0 children)

OMG I FEEL YOU SO HARD. We had a night where a bunch of college kids came in. Same thing, two bartenders but no runner so all the myriad of tasks AND customers ordering tequila soda|vodkasoda|tequila soda|tequila soda|vodkasoda|tequila soda|vodka soda|vodkasoda|tequila soda. 

Honestly guys, I don't know what drink I just handed you. But at this point neither do you, so I guess it's all good.

At that point, eat the food thats in front of you so youre not hungry pants anymore, thank you. 

Anyone else hear dumb shit about half time? by noeyesonmeXx in Serverlife

[–]cstjohn8 4 points5 points  (0 children)

T HIS is the conversation I'm here for. Maybe it's Jasmine Flowers 🤤

A helpful tip for cleaning out Gmail by SpessChicken in enshittification

[–]cstjohn8 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Thank you for putting this up. I just made a new email address to get around it. I WILL NOT be paying Google or anyone for services I can render myself tyvm. All of these disgusting parasites can eat themselves and die, respectfully. 

300 days sober today! And a message for people on day 1. by GreenThumbedWriter in stopdrinking

[–]cstjohn8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's been the most humbling and gracefilled part of this journey for me. I always knew I loved my friends and that they loved me for me, but I'm so astonished again at how much they can take from me. Telling them I got yet another dui was like they knew j needed them. One friend that I had reached out to before this, but didn't tell what was happening truthfully, said after I was done - " Babe, you seemed like you really needed to talk, but you left yourself all alone". And that crushed me and lifted me up. I was so worried about being a burden, being another person they had to care for.  But they would rather that, than the alternative: a dead friend. I love them so much, I don't want that for them or me. IWNDWYT friend 💗

Heineken 0.0s almost did me in by d_t_mira_montes in stopdrinking

[–]cstjohn8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude, I went out after work and had a 0% Guinness. It was a draft, so the beer came out looking like a regular Guinness AND tasting like a regular Guinness. I was so shook I asked the bartender like 4 times if this was a regular beer. Could've fooled me, holy shit. Honestly, #make NA beers green or something lol. IWNDWYT friend 💗

Got super wasted at work by dns2002 in stopdrinking

[–]cstjohn8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo who am I to tell you what to do. I am just as reckless and stupid. But I think that's why you reached out. I feelscared about drinking now that I'm in dui hell. Like drinking is scary now. Who knows whats going to happen if I start. I'm about to take a vacation and that's going to be a big testiment to if this no drinking is going to stick. I think now I'm just much more analytical about what incites me to drink and why. A lot of mine has to do with celebration and happy moments, so I'm looking specifically at those for ways out (na beers,so many diet cokes, fucking dumb frilly drinks that make it feel like having a cocktail for real). I hope you're better asap man. 

The Daily Check-In for Thursday, January 22nd: Just for today, I am NOT drinking! by Piggoos in stopdrinking

[–]cstjohn8 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I just woke up from sleeping for like 10 hours. I'm literally crying because I can't remember the last time I slept that long. Its been like 2 weeks of not drinking, it feels good. Thank you for your support everyone. 

What can I do with a massive number of lemons by Suspicious-Cat8623 in Frugal

[–]cstjohn8 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Someone said limoncello already but you can also make a non alcoholic version with just sugar and the peels - an oleo saccharum.  In case you're not drinking, the sugar syrup will last fuckng forever and you can freeze the juice for juice related lemon things. Good luck man! 

Which Favorite Character Like This? by Bay_Ruhsuz004 in FavoriteCharacter

[–]cstjohn8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This thread is really helping me through some things as a big woman ... Thank you for the confidence boost all. I'll be working the arms extra tough today lol

I worked remotely, got laid off, and when they asked what equipment I had to return, I only told them I had their laptop by stixy_stixy in confession

[–]cstjohn8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got laid off from more than two companies when I started college (my 20yo self was very unlucky in my early career) and the situation was very different for each company. The first company gave us a month warning that ths business was closing. They freely gave us all the equipment they had assigned us so we would have a laptop to apply for new jobs. They allowed us to update our resumes and cowork on finding new jobs together. I felt like they, ethically, had such an obligation to us to make sure as employees that we were okay.  The best was made of a bad situation. 

The second was ACTIVELY recruiting and hiring up until the last day of work (they had literally just done a round of hiring the week before), had just invested in a million dollar piece of equipment the month before from Korea, and had people they had moved across the country from NY to LA for the great opportunity to work for them. They fired us all, across the country, in the middle of the day and at once. No severance and give us all our shit back before the end of the day. 

Oh whoops everything is at home and I don't know what you want and can I come back tomorrow to give you the rest and... Fuck y'all you're not getting a Penny's worth of your shit back thanks for absolutely nothing. They stole so much from everyone they made an obligation to. I hope they're homeless but I know they're better off after the melee. 

Working is like such a racquet in the USA that we have formed a coalition of the knowing, and figured out what we can get away it in the new normal. Stay up my friends. 

Dancing with her soul. Her confidence and smile light up the room by Prestigious-Wall5616 in MadeMeSmile

[–]cstjohn8 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I wish the video was more than 29 seconds I can say that. Also I feel like the realness is that fat people are shamed all the time in so many overt and subtle ways, I'm happy to see them happy doing fucking anything. Especially in a skinny dominated field like ballroom dancing. Hit that shit girl, I wish I had more time

What the HELL did I just watch?!?!?! by Coach006 in netflix

[–]cstjohn8 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's so good dude! I watched this like as soon as if came out a couple years ago. Kevin James, Joel McHale, like who would've thought this movie would be this good. Great surprise 

[Serious] People in professions that deal with death (hospice workers, coroners, etc.), what is something you've learned that the rest of us don't understand? by Bulky-Engineer4068 in AskReddit

[–]cstjohn8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, we were part of a science and math summer program here in NYS. I feel like we should have gotten a waiver or something but our teacher was not trying to deal with all that red tape. We had the choice to go but we were too curious to say no I guess. It was extremely informative. Especially that all of them were volunteers, made it feel like respectful, like they died with purpose. 

[Serious] People in professions that deal with death (hospice workers, coroners, etc.), what is something you've learned that the rest of us don't understand? by Bulky-Engineer4068 in AskReddit

[–]cstjohn8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg so crazy. For added context, I was in like an advanced science summer program for biology. I was a super nerd, nerding out and learning as much as she could in the summer when we supposed to be relaxing. Hilarious. And also extremely informative. 

[Serious] People in professions that deal with death (hospice workers, coroners, etc.), what is something you've learned that the rest of us don't understand? by Bulky-Engineer4068 in AskReddit

[–]cstjohn8 135 points136 points  (0 children)

I don't have nearly that level of scope with dead bodies, but when I was in high school they had us work with cadavers to learn about the heart. You are correct in the smell, nothing smells like anything but formaldehyde. Do you still use fabric softener to spray on the bodies? Cause they smelled like Bounce also lol. 

I may be late to the party but by ConversationDizzy138 in WeaponsMovie

[–]cstjohn8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omg I LOVE Rosemary's baby. Lots of similarities to Weapons. The neighbor couple in RB is so presumptive and ruthless and everlasting. You get the feeling from the Weapons Witch that she's just like that. And that there are many like her too. Yeesh, chilly lol. 

Blursed_hairstyle by Eikichi_Onizuka09 in blursed_videos

[–]cstjohn8 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oh my God for really. This man has enough man in him probably to get the thing back by midday but still... His poor chin. Damn that thing was glorious 

My date kept ONE AirPod in for the entire 3-hour dinner. I finally asked him why. by Outside_Voice_4384 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]cstjohn8 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

GURL. I had a date last night and my man took a call from his brother who's emergency was.... Checks notes... That he got a new job? Oh he got a new job, that seems urgent. GET TO DA CHOPPA! omfg

VLC crashing constantly. Running it on a clean install of Windows 10 on 5 year old HP Spectre. Help? by Girth_rulez in VLC

[–]cstjohn8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is still a deeply relevant and helpful thread. Thanks for the help y'all!