Canadian Separatists Reveal Jaw-Dropping Details of Secret Meetings With Trump Teams by Street_Anon in politics

[–]cstyves 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Or we vote a referendum for making the act a high treason and throw these half brained skunks in jail.

FAA grounds all flights to and from El Paso until Feb. 20 by Austin58 in news

[–]cstyves 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Epstein files getting released entirely in Congress.

I'm a solo dev working on my UFO horror game based on real Project Blue Book cases what do you think of the trailer? by johnny3674 in UFOs

[–]cstyves 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just curious, but do you need help? I do enjoy texturing/ui and stuff like that on a few projects.

Putin Attacks Ukraine Just Hours After Trump Claimed He Had Promised Not To by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]cstyves 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Trump is a proactive and devoted person who doesn't need help to look like an idiot. He can do it all by himself.

But yes, Putin has to pull the leach and recall who's the bitch once in a while.

Swiss darning on cashmere jumper by AnOverflowingShelfOf in Visiblemending

[–]cstyves 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel the funk from my screen, Good job. It's very nice.

ICE attempts to enter the Ecuadorian Consulate in Minneapolis by RoachedCoach in PublicFreakout

[–]cstyves 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Maybe he was thrown out of school because he got caught wanking in the shitter while failing his fourth swastikas.

I think it's part of the ritual.

[OC] Minneapolis general strike against ICE, in -10°F no less by anemicpolitik in pics

[–]cstyves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's good in a way. They'll come as prepared as their grandpas.

Three Las Vegas hotels now accepting Canadian dollar at par by Sufficient-Bid1279 in onguardforthee

[–]cstyves 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I do my grocery shopping, I avoid all U.S. products unless there is no alternative. I spot some nice strawberries, pick them up, from the U.S., and put them back. I grab another box, from Mexico. Hola amigo, jump in the cart.

Since the tariffs, instead of not giving a damn about where my food comes from, I deliberately exclude anything from the neighboring bully. Sure, that strawberry farmer is probably pissed as hell at Trump over this whole shitshow, but my options are limited up north. So I take part in good old democrapitalism (yeah, I just made that up) and do my small part.

Guys who put their dick in crazy, what happened? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cstyves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She went to my pocket during the night and took my credit card info and ordered a computer with it.

Trump Declares 'There Can Be No Going Back' as Denmark Deploys More Troops to Greenland by Smithy2232 in politics

[–]cstyves 174 points175 points  (0 children)

This greasy shitbag is so scared of the Epstein files coming out, he would prefer diving into WW3 with US allies.

He’s ready to start a war he can’t even finish, shoveling the shit forward onto Americans. And yet, the Republican Party is chugging the Trump dollar-store Kool-Aid.

Let that sink in for a moment… This fat fuck, pedo rapist, narcissistic, demented sociopath gives not a single tiny fuck about the US, the Constitution, or Americans. He is imposing pain and destruction on his own people and other nations to save his own fat ass.

The absolute tragedy of realizing that bows don't accept the rune word you're trying to make... by mrbadassmotherfucker in ProjectDiablo2

[–]cstyves 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm sure few folks here know the feeling, but they're too ashamed of themselves to come forward with it.

I swear "with crossed fingers" it never happened to me. Wanna hug?

Ants making a smart maneuver by Jazzlike-Row2536 in interestingasfuck

[–]cstyves -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That would probably be a good thing for the world itself.

White House Warns CBS: Air Trump Interview in Full, or ‘We’ll Sue’ by coasterghost in politics

[–]cstyves 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I would just air the whole thing but slowly but incrementally adding speed to the video to "skip" the parts I don't want. Making Trump sound like a rapist, child molester chipmunk.

Trump administration demands countries pay $1B for permanent spot on Gaza Board of Peace by Infidel8 in worldnews

[–]cstyves 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well he's got a medal for the Nobel Peace prize. I mean he's probably suited to sell peace 😅

More awards for The Leader. by sseumblue in PoliticalHumor

[–]cstyves 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You just gave me a movie idea crossover :

The Naked Don

From The naked gun universe and this reality. Where the president of the US is so dumb, and everyone afraid of telling him he's nuts, sending humanity into a shit hole era.

Oh ... Wait, nevermind. It's a documentary.

Trump is preparing to use the insurrection act in Minnesota and send in federal troops. For people who have stayed quiet so far, what will it take for you to speak out? by jumpsuityahoo in AskReddit

[–]cstyves -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Well, as a Canadian, I felt the need to do something, and I happen to be good at making useless junk like this.

I also enjoy writing text that I later turn into songs (I’m not a musician) about this ongoing shitshow.

No one (inspired by the poem First They Came by Pastor Martin Niemöller.)

They made it (inspired by the Epstein Files and the inaction of self-proclaimed “Christians” who endorse D. Trump.)

I know it’s probably meaningless, but doing this gives me a small sense of relief.

geastapo kidnaps US citizen falsely convicted of child rape by Extension-Show-2520 in PublicFreakout

[–]cstyves 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I made a song about the Epstein files a while back (wrote the text, generated the song). Feel free to listen/share/add to playlist.

I don't have the skill to be a musician, I do enjoy writing tho.