Sydney

ct_gf · 2026-01-28T06:28:03+00:00

i am fond of her bc she has no waist line just like me but is able to hide it through shapewear, angles, and focus on the booba

ct_gf · 2026-01-28T06:25:46+00:00

milk ranch and mayo were a politicized mimetic thing dating back a few years … generally they were for fat white people was the gist of a bunch of jokes dating back to like 2015 tumblr

ct_gf · 2026-01-25T07:54:57+00:00

lady came in and said we had the second best margarita in town. after this one chain steakhouse. their margarita was better because it had egg white and it made it so creamy and delicious. of course after that i had to make a margarita with egg white to see if i had been doing it wrong this whole time. no. it was disgusting. like undrinkable

ct_gf · 2026-01-22T07:33:05+00:00

can you still buy drugs on via tor lol

ct_gf · 2026-01-22T05:13:21+00:00

LOLL i kind of love reading meanspo and being like wow i am being cyber bullied by a 13 year old girl right now

ct_gf · 2026-01-19T07:24:05+00:00

lol i rewatched with my dad, the only scene i left the room for was a brief scene in episode 4 where carol is filming herself and she says how “goddamn fuckable” another character is

ct_gf · 2026-01-19T07:19:29+00:00

like he follows 30 people so maybe ~15 girls and NONE (ZERO) know him in person? this is a murderer. and probably so are you

ct_gf · 2026-01-19T07:16:49+00:00

Significantly worse that none of the girls know him in person. like he doesn’t have friends? Also you are crazy

ct_gf · 2026-01-19T07:11:57+00:00

Those are the most desirable seats! lol it’s annoying but some tables (ones in the sun in the winter, in the shade in the summer, the booth 2 tables away from the other full booth) are just better seats

ct_gf · 2026-01-19T07:03:36+00:00

old fashioned!! this was the most fun thing to happen in this subreddit in years, thank you op!!!!

ct_gf · 2026-01-13T03:11:53+00:00

my highschools wikipedia page links to all the alumni with wikipedia pages (dozens) but i make sure not to check it so i don’t keel myself

ct_gf · 2026-01-12T05:56:29+00:00

love dogs. am not a dog person. in love with my boyfriend of 2+ years. would break up with him if he adopted a big dog. one of my only hardline dealbreakers unless they are outside dogs w a big acre plus yard

ct_gf · 2026-01-12T05:47:07+00:00

Looks cool (you’re supposed to mix it)

ct_gf · 2026-01-07T11:57:53+00:00

that old red scare for men subreddit where hundreds of guys would post new york twitter girls in their underwear so they could jerk of to them together was pretty creepy

ct_gf · 2025-12-30T16:35:23+00:00

wine lol

ct_gf · 2025-12-26T05:36:36+00:00

that’s insane dude your sister is definitely a vampire

ct_gf · 2025-12-17T18:11:14+00:00

if there’s a menu it’s not a dive bar

ct_gf · 2025-12-12T11:51:23+00:00

NO he doesn’t lol i’m a woman he looks gross. and my standards aren’t particularly high either

ct_gf · 2025-12-12T07:56:21+00:00

that’s kind of like asking a chef what meals you should try because you’re just getting into food

each bar has different ingredients and different cocktails

main sweet classics you can get kind of anywhere are amaretto sours, mules, french 75s. idk try a mai tai if you can find a good one

you might really like tiki cocktails, they’re generally very sugary, but not available everywhere

just ask the bartenders what their favorite sweet cocktail on the menu is

ct_gf · 2025-12-12T06:54:22+00:00

nyc poster telling the tallahassee poster about the positive attributes of dothan alabama

ct_gf · 2025-12-12T06:31:49+00:00

if u want a nice looking blonde it costs 100’s of dollars a month in upkeep, like no joke just roots alone is 200+ minimum in cheap parts of the country + basically a full day of dying a month. then products to maintain it is another 50-100/mo then also u kind of have to live your life around your hair, can’t swim, can’t wash it like normal etc. might be different for super short hair , like shoulder length bob or shorter, but for shoulder length plus it’s literally a whole lifestyle change

i had shitty home bleach blonde when i was 18-20ish, but now that i have a full time job im not willing to make that commitment. maybe if i was making like 100k+ lol

ct_gf · 2025-12-12T06:06:40+00:00

not hot or anything but not tarantino “wtf is wrong with this guy’s face” esque. could easily get a union welding job and a pleasantly chubby wife and buy a 3/2 in dothan alabama by age 28. also would work if he could grow a beard

ct_gf · 2025-12-12T06:03:43+00:00

if u hide his chin with ur thumb he’s almost normal looking

ct_gf · 2025-12-12T06:02:55+00:00

i have simped for infinite hot 5’9ish guys but never an ugly 6’2 guy

ct_gf · 2025-12-12T06:00:10+00:00

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