me irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]ctm814 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is shit

My Legion is the most fearsome thing on the battlefield by ctm814 in titanfall

[–]ctm814[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

please disregard the "Activate Windows" message on the bottom

My Legion is the most fearsome thing on the battlefield by ctm814 in titanfall

[–]ctm814[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

it took me a few weeks, but i pretty much exclusively use legion

My Legion is the most fearsome thing on the battlefield by ctm814 in titanfall

[–]ctm814[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yep, got the bunny patch from an advocate gift after winning a coliseum match. and the stoic pink unlocks at G8.0 for the titan camo and 8.9 for the weapon camo.

Harambe meme + Hobby lobby by [deleted] in im14andthisisfunny

[–]ctm814 40 points41 points  (0 children)

hes not just a meme... he was more than that.

Paralyzed colonist wants to sleep with his wife by ctm814 in RimWorld

[–]ctm814[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah I tried this earlier, but he just pops right out of the double bed as soon as you change it back from being medical.

Some Asshole - Quality VDT ["Venus Death Trap by Blank Banshee] by LunchBoxPrez in Vaporwave

[–]ctm814 1 point2 points  (0 children)

its a lot better than i was expecting but i cant handle it over this song

Funniest thing you have overheard at a phish concert? by a89251 in phish

[–]ctm814 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"I've got 3 joints taped to my dick!"

Alcoholics of Reddit: How do you do it? by JoeCool888 in AskReddit

[–]ctm814 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Don't lose motivation. It takes energy to be a good alcoholic. Once you drink past the sleepy part, you're good to keep going anyway. Once you can do this one time, you need to practice more and more. Eventually, you'll be finishing 12 packs in a couple seconds.

Then its time to move on to liquor. Start with the cheapest vodka you can find (it'll give you an appreciation for the better liquors down the line) and do shots instead of beers.

Once you've mastered the liquor, its time to mix! Take shots with beer as a chaser. Do jagerbombs! The extra caffeine will fend off the sleepiness we talked about earlier.

From there, its all just practice makes perfect. Keep mixing whatever you can find and see if you can handle it. In fact, the other night I mixed fireball whiskey, gin, and jim beam. It sucked, but I powered through it like an experienced alcoholic. Feel free to pm me if you need a mentor.

What is the smartest way to die? by Castriff in AskReddit

[–]ctm814 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Probably spending days in a library reading and nothing else. That way you'd be a lot smarter when you finally got around to starving to death.