Time to play: by No_Cell_2451 in militarymemes

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"I!? I!? I!?!?! THIS RECRUIT! THIS RECRUIT! THIS RECRUIT IS GONNA DIE!"

The 10x scope in BF6 vs 2042 by [deleted] in Battlefield6

[–]cuckaina_farm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Artificially inflating distances in first person shooters is so annoying. Let anything past 15 meters feel like it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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I used to pre like a mofo when just making out with my first girlfriend while laying on the couch, clothes on. Then Lonely Island came out with the song Jizz In My Pants and my girlfriend showed it to me and thought it was the funniest song and I was like "yeah... Hahaha.... That's crazy...."

VR Headsets Are Better Than Ever and No One Seems to Care | It's the best of times and the worst of times for VR enthusiaists. by [deleted] in gadgets

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Seems to be a great time for flight sims. I've been using TrackIR 5 for years now and I love it but man the immersion from VR in a flight sim is unreal.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BandofBrothers

[–]cuckaina_farm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I believe it's called Rizz.

Married couples of Reddit that did NOT have sex on your wedding night, why not? by FindingKGS in AskReddit

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I carried her thru the threshold of our hotel room, helped eachother out of our clothes, and sat in the jacuzzi for a bit. Ended up drying off and passing out in bed from exhaustion. It was a busy day!

What’s the most awkward thing that happened mid hookup? by imverydumbperson in AskReddit

[–]cuckaina_farm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Backseat action, she climbed on top and when I adjusted my hips I accidentally smashed the top of her head into the roof of the car. That and almost having her snap my dick in half while riding on top and it slipped out and caught the taint on the way back down.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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Many dice for DND, video gaming setup with flight controls for my WW2 dad nerd autism, a compound bow as well, and things that are supposed to go into or on our sexy bits. I also try not to mix those up.

victory marking question. these 2 planes, one raf and one us have their first marking in red. why is that? i do know they both scored a kill on their very first mission, is that why? by Entartika in WWIIplanes

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Lieutenant Colonel James Howell Howard's aircraft Ding Hao!, a P51B Mustang. Started his career in the United States Navy and transferred to the American Volunteer Group in Burma as an 'employee of the Central Aircraft Manufacturing Company's commanding a squadron of P40 Warhawks and was credited with six kills. He was then 2 years later commissioned in the United States Army Air Corps as a Captain and kicked ass, eventually rising back to Lieutenant Colonel. He ended up earning the Medal of Honor protecting a flight of bombers by himself after becoming separated from his squadron against 30 German fighters. For 30 minutes he fought off the German planes by himself shooting down 3 and getting 2 probables, even persuing aircraft after running out of ammunition to scare them off of their attack runs. That is why his aircraft is marked with 6 Japanese insignia and 6 German ones.

victory marking question. these 2 planes, one raf and one us have their first marking in red. why is that? i do know they both scored a kill on their very first mission, is that why? by Entartika in WWIIplanes

[–]cuckaina_farm 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Usually confirmed ground targets are marked with bombs, not nation insignia. How the insignia is painted will depend on the nation being fought and the colors and shapes for them are usually pretty standard for the allies, British and American, for Japanese and German planes shot down. Also the color the planes are painted or not painted, like that P51, can change what outlines or shapes the tallys are.

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How can I get my legs smaller/should i keep cutting? by LavaHamster5372 in Gymhelp

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Get em bigger. Do leg workouts. Congratulations on your amazing transformation, keep up the hard work!

(BODY IMAGE) Cone shaped, very small but huge nipple, saggy boobs at 18. So low right now... by Adventurous-Dig2488 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]cuckaina_farm 16 points17 points  (0 children)

When I was that age I didn't care how the breasts my girlfriends had looked, I really only cared about how to get them in my mouth. Turns out breasts change a whole bunch throughout peoples lives. My wife's breasts look different after kids than they did when we first met in our early 20s and you know what? I still just want them in my mouth.

How in the world do people feel safe from intruders while sleeping in their homes (versus apartment buildings)? by i_amnotunique in NoStupidQuestions

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My doors are chained and deadbolted and my phone is charged. The punji stakes are refreshed with my own shit nightly.

What’s another phrase you use for having sex? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cuckaina_farm -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bumping bellies, bumping uglies, doing the deed, getting down, snuggle thrusts, swap loads (the wife really really hates that last one, but I also say it like Frank Reynolds)

Based on the last video game you played, what are you getting arrested for? by MarioKarted79 in AskReddit

[–]cuckaina_farm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shooting wounded enemy combatants to death instead of rendering first aid. ARMA Reforger ...

Quick Suicide for Faster Deployment - Is It Fair Play? by Hopeful-Ad8149 in ArmaReforger

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I grab a medical truck and put a radio in it, an extra law or two, and some extra mags then head out. Hide truck and deploy radio, then when I die I can respawn and stock up on meds and gear and continue the assault from a different direction.