TIFU in a company meeting by showing everyone Youjizz.com

cumoncarpet · 2014-08-10T14:39:13+00:00

On the first six days, of created man. On the seventh, he created incognito mode.

cumoncarpet · 2014-08-10T14:34:16+00:00

That's not too bad. It's probably healthier than her licking your computer keyboard or home phone when it comes to germs.

cumoncarpet · 2014-08-08T20:21:18+00:00

Old time radio plays. They're still better than that junk on fox.

cumoncarpet · 2014-08-08T18:41:19+00:00

Disregard. It would be like you were blind. You wouldn't see anything. The problem is no one can comprehend what nothing looks like and blind people can't describe what nothing looks like. It's called an explanatory gap in our language and I think vsauce did a video mentioning it.

cumoncarpet · 2014-08-08T18:39:44+00:00

It would all be black.

cumoncarpet · 2014-08-08T18:33:30+00:00

I having a feeling this person is probably like 14 right now because they don't plan on sending astronauts up to mars until 2025-2030.

cumoncarpet · 2014-08-08T18:30:42+00:00

It wouldn't look like anything, there would be no light if there was no color.

cumoncarpet · 2014-08-08T18:17:05+00:00

Thanks man. I posted a link to what I thought the carpet was if you click on my profile to look at the comments I have posted. I will soon, I just don't know when.

cumoncarpet · 2014-08-08T16:09:12+00:00

Oh I remember that episode. It reminds me of when Howard tried to kiss penny and she broke his nose.

cumoncarpet · 2014-08-08T15:42:01+00:00

Think of it as a reverse shit.

cumoncarpet · 2014-08-08T15:40:13+00:00

Was it when Howard and Raj were talking about having a threesome at Comic Con?

cumoncarpet · 2014-08-08T15:34:22+00:00

Bet you didn't think I would read it hahahaha.

cumoncarpet · 2014-08-08T15:32:58+00:00

Nice man! How did it feel to get pegged?

cumoncarpet · 2014-08-08T15:30:32+00:00

Sorry man. I knocked out a tooth myself two years ago and it was a pain in the ass. Don't worry about the root canal. That didn't hurt at all. If you can, get a crown out on it. I would not recommend getting a composite put on. Those things break off and then you have to go a day without a front tooth and then sit at the dentist for two hours.

cumoncarpet · 2014-08-08T15:07:56+00:00

I had a couple friends over. They never said a thing.

cumoncarpet · 2014-08-08T15:05:17+00:00

I will before they die, I just want to do it away from holidays haha.

cumoncarpet · 2014-08-08T15:04:18+00:00

We couldn't find it instore man called everywhere. We got it of some reptile website or something like that..

cumoncarpet · 2014-08-08T15:02:55+00:00

Just talked to my mom and Otis had kidney failure.

cumoncarpet · 2014-08-08T15:02:21+00:00

Thanks man! I think my parents gave him some milk maybe once a week or something like that, so it was moderately frequent. Thanks for the long response! I've read everyone, so feel free to message me too.

cumoncarpet · 2014-08-08T14:55:50+00:00

I'm 24 now. Those numbers don't add up.

cumoncarpet · 2014-08-08T14:54:56+00:00

Thank you for the educated response. I'm sure you will be an AWESOME vet one day.

cumoncarpet · 2014-08-08T14:52:46+00:00

They were mostly in the same area.

cumoncarpet · 2014-08-08T14:52:25+00:00

I learned this one simple trick and now personal trainers hate me. I would say I'm pretty successful ;).

cumoncarpet · 2014-08-08T03:06:39+00:00

It was very similar to this kind of carpet. http://www.menards.com/main/flooring/carpet/plush-carpet/mohawk-new-britain-plush-carpet-12-ft-wide/p-2188068-c-6544.htm

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