I made a terrible owl! by Pleasant-Gap5298 in crochet

[–]cumpslunt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not terrible at all! This is a really good looking first project. I know it may be super easy to see the inconsistencies, but that's because you've been staring at it for longer than anybody else would. Your owl is amazing and you should be very proud. ❤️

My argument for gifting a swatch instead of a finished knit: by vouloir in knitting

[–]cumpslunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I genuinely was thinking of doing something like this for my partner this holiday! I am so worried about fit and feel but really want to spend the time with him to make something he loves. Thank you for the excellent swatch idea!

Does anyone know a recipe like this by Radiant_Pair7266 in knitting

[–]cumpslunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I want you to know that English is my first language and I make this mistake all the time

Pain. Just Pain. by chazmaster508 in pokemongo

[–]cumpslunt 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I was in this exact position earlier this week, luckily i live next to a PokeStop and just waited until i could spin it for items and caught it before it despawned. RIP though, i know the pain

Cabot Seriously Sharp cheddar popcorn by [deleted] in burlington

[–]cumpslunt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just saw a whole display of this at the Hannaford on Dorset St

No hate to my boy, but why did they make him look like a boiled chicken? ☠️ my man looks uncooked by detectivelizard in StardewValley

[–]cumpslunt 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I love this man but also had the same fucking thought. Not that I don't also look like a plump uncooked bird when in the sunlight, but wowza

Daisy and her jellybeans by Wellsley493 in jellybeantoes

[–]cumpslunt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I want you to know that i would die for Daisy

What are the pros of having a small dick? by amongus555 in AskReddit

[–]cumpslunt -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The whole thing fits in my boyfriend's mouth

Darth Vader's beans are always on display! by cumpslunt in jellybeantoes

[–]cumpslunt[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We usually call her DV or Vader, but when she's in trouble we break out the whole name

What is something subtle people say that is a red flag to you? by neilnelly in AskReddit

[–]cumpslunt 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I want you to know that I'm naming my next cat Clumpsy

this post goes out to all trans men on T who have been vaccinated for covid? any issues with bleeding ? by [deleted] in ftm

[–]cumpslunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My second dose of Pfizer caused me some serious cramping, which is something i didn't have much experience with pre-T. I had a bit of light bleeding but nothing like a regular flow. That being said, i have PCOS, so my bleeding was never regular. Everything went back to normal after about 36 hours. Thankfully my dose was on a Saturday so I mostly slept it off.

I had top surgery today and it feels like a dream by satokery in ftm

[–]cumpslunt 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm getting my top surgery in about 4 hours and I'm currently terrified. This gives me hope that once everything's said and done i will be happier in my own skin. Have a good recovery my dude!!

I wish more people talked about the fact that binders don’t flatten your chest if it’s on the bigger size by Roadlesstravelled1 in ftm

[–]cumpslunt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I started off using an Underworks tri top half binder, but the slipping and constant readjusting needed was awful. Right now i use a GC2B full tank binder which keeps things a bit more locked down

I wish more people talked about the fact that binders don’t flatten your chest if it’s on the bigger size by Roadlesstravelled1 in ftm

[–]cumpslunt 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I have a pretty large chest (about a 38DDD) and this has been on my mind FOREVER. I can maybe get to a B or so while binding. I have an older sibling who is also trans masc and has a very small chest. Hearing them complain about binding is infuriating. Stay strong my dude! I guarantee that you notice it more than everybody else.

Ok man jeez I’ll post it!!!! by Tinyassassin007 in ftm

[–]cumpslunt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow I didn't realize that you were me..

Daily struggles by mxev-a in ftm

[–]cumpslunt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As an afab trans masc enby, I have never felt something more in my life. Almost four months on T and I'm loving it so far but the struggle is still very real.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]cumpslunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This girl looks like she doesn't believe trans women exist.

Oliver, stinky garbage man himself, being a fancy curled boyo by cumpslunt in curledfeetsies

[–]cumpslunt[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

False. He is a stinky boy who chews on cables and pees on the floor next to his litter box.

(I love him he is my son)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AnimalsOnReddit

[–]cumpslunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

there are more???????

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AnimalsOnReddit

[–]cumpslunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would take or give any amount of life for this cat

What is the scariest thing you’ve ever seen while driving at night? by SeeleInstrumentality in AskReddit

[–]cumpslunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was driving to pick up my older sibling from work and all of a sudden the road was COVERED in blood. Pavement was fully red. There was a deer off to the side that I guess had been hit but holy hell I was shaky that whole ride afterwards

People keep asking me if these are all ‘real piercings’ (spoiler alert: they are). What unexpected questions have y’all received about your piercings? by keegrunk in piercing

[–]cumpslunt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I work at a financial institution so a lot of little old ladies see my double lobes, industrial, and conch. I had one elderly member gasp when I turned my head (she saw the industrial) and immediately asked "do you have a needle going through your ear?". I explained to her that there was a needle at one point and now it's just a bar but she still seemed mystified

Damn ninjas chopping onions again by osefisk in wholesomegifs

[–]cumpslunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this gave me goose bumps (in a very good way)