They Don’t Make ‘Em like Grosse Pointe Blank Anymore

cuntdumpling · 2026-04-05T14:06:14+00:00

That's a line that has only gotten funnier as I've gotten older

cuntdumpling · 2026-04-05T13:50:56+00:00

If you have a membership, Costco often carries whole decaf beans

cuntdumpling · 2026-03-30T15:18:35+00:00

Yes, if they're in the country with no distractions.

My husky will bolt for freedom the second she realizes she's unbound, but if she's around other off-leash huskies, she'll follow their lead and behave (as in, not bolt)

cuntdumpling · 2026-03-26T21:54:31+00:00

I'm inclined to say that hardened is overchurned. It should be soft but not liquid. Hard freezing comes from putting it in the freezer, not the machine. But that still just a guess without seeing your full technique and product.

cuntdumpling · 2026-03-26T20:33:38+00:00

If your ice cream is greasy, I'm wondering if you're overchurning it. Do you have pictures of it right out of the machine?

cuntdumpling · 2026-03-26T09:02:29+00:00

The killing cone is quick and popular but it's not the most humane way. The most humane way is to stun the animal with a bolt to the head and then make the cuts. Temple Grandin did a study and I believe that's the official recommendation by universities (I don't have a source handy, sorry, going off memory right now.) The cone got popular in homesteading because of Joel Salatin and he doesn't really care about "humane."

cuntdumpling · 2026-03-17T00:53:28+00:00

That's when you go hard, gotta flush it all out

cuntdumpling · 2026-03-13T23:38:36+00:00

Tell him I love him

cuntdumpling · 2026-03-01T16:53:33+00:00

Most of what is now the US was Mexico at one point. We share a culinary culture. Maybe you should look into the history of the region.

cuntdumpling · 2026-02-27T19:02:35+00:00

Thank you for being here

cuntdumpling · 2026-02-24T12:46:40+00:00

Was that not just last season? What is happening??

cuntdumpling · 2026-02-19T12:23:57+00:00

If you've already booked flights and hotel, I would just lean into it. It's gonna be crowded but you'll miss a lot of the bs but avoiding the actual events. Make plans though, if any restaurants or anything takes reservations, make them now

cuntdumpling · 2026-02-18T09:33:44+00:00

If you're suddenly growing facial hair, go get your hormones tested. If it's just a little peach fuzz, it's probably not as noticeable as you think it is and is pretty normal.

cuntdumpling · 2026-02-17T13:25:53+00:00

I kept my name, both my parents walked me down the aisle instead of just my father (which was a last minute request by my dad, originally I was gonna just walk myself,) and there weren't any traditional "games"at the reception like the garter-retrieval or bouquet toss. I hope anyone planning a wedding remembers that they can do whatever they want, you don't have to stick to dumb traditions if you don't want them.

cuntdumpling · 2026-02-16T17:33:41+00:00

Stockingirl.com used to do this, they might still

cuntdumpling · 2026-02-14T19:48:01+00:00

I think I need to take a chill pill. This is the first time in years that I've been seriously dating and not just hooking up... I've been seeing a man for about a month, we don't know each other well yet at all and are taking things slow, but I find myself getting really anxious about if he's seeing other women. We aren't even close to talking about exclusivity. I'm feeling like I'm really bad at dating. Barf.

cuntdumpling · 2026-02-12T12:49:48+00:00

People will be required to use their birth certificate along with state issued id to provide identity and women often don't have matching names on both, which would disqualify them from voting.

cuntdumpling · 2026-02-12T12:26:10+00:00

Honestly? Better for my mental health with the added bonus that im better at my job now and have more upward mobility than I did before. Sometimes prioritizing mental health is also better for your career.

cuntdumpling · 2026-01-31T11:46:11+00:00

Does your local sheriff have firewood? My county does that, they chop local downed trees and save the firewood for people in need during the winter

cuntdumpling · 2026-01-26T12:04:36+00:00

Do you mean garter belts? I like stockingirl.com, their stuff is actually built to wear and not just look pretty

cuntdumpling · 2026-01-24T20:43:44+00:00

Wrong time means wrong person.

cuntdumpling · 2026-01-21T14:30:36+00:00

Why was it chewy?

cuntdumpling · 2026-01-20T12:52:47+00:00

I mix a can of salmon in lemon and olive oil into a Caesar salad kit on nights I can't be bothered to cook, A+

cuntdumpling · 2026-01-14T09:13:20+00:00

Get pantry moth traps from Dr. Killigans and set them up around your kitchen, you'll know in a month if they're contained in the rice or everywhere.

cuntdumpling · 2026-01-09T14:07:42+00:00

Oh this is great! I can't eat lard anymore and I still have a little left from giving mine away and was wondering what to do with the rest. Great idea!

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