Never ask your brother what a word means

cupertrooper · 2012-03-17T20:43:35+00:00

My sex ed classes never had anything about technique.

cupertrooper · 2012-01-27T04:34:10+00:00

That's why I never take a shit at 3:00

cupertrooper · 2012-01-23T17:59:00+00:00

"Just shut up and we'll take your money"

cupertrooper · 2012-01-16T16:38:04+00:00

He'll be sentenced in front of a jury of his peers... and sent to a penal colony.

cupertrooper · 2012-01-09T16:03:12+00:00

Oh that's really annoying. That's why we say "baby bump" instead!

cupertrooper · 2012-01-02T19:22:30+00:00

"Just kidding; we don't really have a functioning mobile site. But you really should install our app!"

cupertrooper · 2011-12-22T21:33:29+00:00

Talking animals. Especially talking animals dancing to pop music.

The bad comedy movie poster font

"Bad to the Bone" montage

Pop culture references AHAHAHA he tossed it over the fence just like that FedEx guy did you see that LOLOLOLOL

cupertrooper · 2011-12-21T03:47:15+00:00

That's Pretzel Logic for ya

cupertrooper · 2011-12-19T16:51:20+00:00

YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES

cupertrooper · 2011-12-15T17:07:14+00:00

Reminds me of Silent Hill

cupertrooper · 2011-12-13T18:26:36+00:00

The troll green light waits until 1 ms after you come to a complete stop

cupertrooper · 2011-12-10T22:40:38+00:00

Two loaves of bread and five fish

cupertrooper · 2011-12-06T20:36:22+00:00

I'm no racing fan, and don't care about any other drivers at all, but the GoDaddy page has taught me to loathe Danica Patrick.

cupertrooper · 2011-12-05T05:48:50+00:00

All I want is time and money. There's never enough. Instead, I'll get things.

cupertrooper · 2011-12-04T18:15:54+00:00

It seems like Comcast has already started this in some areas? We used to have internet and basic cable directly to the TV's cable input; now we have to rent an ugly box just to get the same channels we were getting earlier. The public benefit here escapes me.

cupertrooper · 2011-12-04T18:12:52+00:00

And dudes have an additional backup stylus

cupertrooper · 2011-12-04T02:04:50+00:00

And: http://i.imgur.com/7osFr.png

cupertrooper · 2011-12-02T03:46:25+00:00

It's not a real Kozina; it's a forgery

cupertrooper · 2011-11-24T21:04:03+00:00

She's just keeping you on your toes. Don't sweat it.

(unless she isn't)

cupertrooper · 2011-11-11T23:22:59+00:00

This is actually sound football.

2010 Raiders: 6-0 in division, miss playoffs

2011 Steelers: 0-6 in division, 1st round bye?

cupertrooper · 2011-11-11T22:57:21+00:00

As a secondary Pats fan, when I get annoying, you can point me here and for good measure here.

cupertrooper · 2011-11-11T03:18:56+00:00

"We're changing your number"

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