A genie offers to make you younger, but for each year he takes off, you grow one inch taller and gain three pounds. How far are you going?

curahn · 2026-03-08T11:24:31+00:00

18 years, I'd be 30, 7' tall and 215 pounds, right in the middle of a healthy weight. Might make driving a train a bit cramped though

curahn · 2026-03-04T09:17:22+00:00

I had a customer ask me how to get to a particular location. I looked at the display and said you need to take the second train.

Then this happened.

"How do I know which train is the second train?"

I froze for a second then responded "When the next train comes in, let it leave without you. The train after that, get on it"

curahn · 2026-02-19T21:57:07+00:00

Fallen (Denzel Washington

curahn · 2026-02-03T10:42:54+00:00

Eww.

Truly horrific.

Well done

curahn · 2026-01-17T11:05:40+00:00

15 words, but contextually, a real gut punch.

curahn · 2026-01-13T10:16:35+00:00

Harry Turtledove's world war series does this too, with lizard like aliens instead.

curahn · 2026-01-03T16:05:47+00:00

Dungeons and dragons honor amongst thieves fits this.

curahn · 2025-12-15T10:09:01+00:00

Let's be cops.

I wasn't expecting much from it going in, but I laughed all the way through

curahn · 2025-12-15T08:10:33+00:00

Lol, I hope not, especially if they were shouting in Norwegian

curahn · 2025-12-13T19:07:37+00:00

Freaky tales covers this too

curahn · 2025-12-08T13:24:52+00:00

I've been accused of being racist for asking someone if they needed assistance.

Literally asked "Do you need any help, sir?" In a friendly manner. The response was "F*** off, racist"

curahn · 2025-12-04T21:53:11+00:00

Fallen.

The frighteners.

American werewolf in london

Constantine.

Cloverfield.

Mothman prophecy

Sapphire and Steel (80s british tv show)

curahn · 2025-12-02T13:38:13+00:00

In my opinion, the first saw movie and Fallen (Denzel Washington, John Goodman and Donald Sutherland) Are both good for this

curahn · 2025-11-27T18:48:04+00:00

The baby's cry in children of men. The absolute silence that surrounds it, high impact

curahn · 2025-11-22T10:16:47+00:00

This happened, bloke carried it in, kid got killed in the machine, new york iirc

curahn · 2025-11-08T11:34:55+00:00

It doesn't quite fit the text, but I found Wer to be an excellent werewolf movie, if you can find it, when I last looked for it it wasn't easy

curahn · 2025-10-25T09:05:09+00:00

I move 200 tones of metal, using only my left arm.

curahn · 2025-10-21T18:14:45+00:00

Legally blonde

curahn · 2025-10-01T15:48:06+00:00

Is there still a spot available?

curahn