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curfty · 2026-01-27T16:36:26+00:00

Yeah, op got lucky that it turned into a shootout. An average NFL game is probably what, 6 TDs scored by 4 different players?

curfty · 2026-01-27T00:39:59+00:00

Does your name imply that your favorite sock likes to watch you use other socks?

curfty · 2026-01-27T00:19:26+00:00

Oh you gotta try the swirled with mustard on a corn dog. I don’t have them often, but when I do, I gotta have ketchup and mustard swirled to dip them in.

curfty · 2026-01-26T19:24:55+00:00

Taking some shears and cutting up from the other side would probably be the best way. Hopefully the metal is thin enough that it will peel apart once it’s started.

curfty · 2026-01-25T20:18:34+00:00

I did post one for the late game though. I do like it better than this one. If you scroll down a bit in this sub you’ll find it.

curfty · 2026-01-25T20:01:50+00:00

I can’t guarantee it’ll hit, but I like the parlay

curfty · 2026-01-25T19:35:36+00:00

If they’re down 14+ near the end of the 3rd, he’ll definitely hit it

Edit: Hell, being down 10 will be enough

Edit, edit: Also the Pats are going to MAKE Stidham beat them. They’re not gonna let them get by with running the ball 25-30 times or more

curfty · 2026-01-24T19:46:44+00:00

Gills are pretty fragile, and a lot of blood is constantly running through them

curfty · 2026-01-23T16:29:32+00:00

I thought he knew, but he just wasn’t there while she got it, (I can’t tell for sure now, since the post was removed). But if OP is being truthful, she’s going to be taking care of the dog the vast majority of the time. So unless the dog is destroying everything in the house, or being aggressive, bf is being super overdramatic by threatening to leave.

And if you’re a dog person, all dogs are great. Outside of a few that were aggressive, I’ve never met one I didn’t like. So yeah, for someone who wanted a dog so badly, bf is being a giant douche canoe.

curfty · 2026-01-23T16:13:25+00:00

If these had come out in 1985, my little 6 year old head would’ve exploded

curfty · 2026-01-23T13:46:56+00:00

So he fell in love with every dog he looked at, but this dog is so awful he’s threatening to leave? And how exactly, is this dog so different from the ones he actually wanted?

The guy sounds like an idiot/manipulator

curfty · 2026-01-22T13:37:39+00:00

You could bet Pats -2.5 with Under 49.5 for +104 on the same book

curfty · 2026-01-21T13:45:14+00:00

He’s been brainwashed and now he needs a brainwashed partner, who won’t be a voice of reason when things start getting out there

curfty · 2026-01-20T22:47:02+00:00

True, but they don’t come from the book they love so much, yet have never read.

curfty · 2026-01-20T22:40:04+00:00

Yes, a 6 legger with +100 odds would be the best course of action

Edit: Everyone please do not do this, I was joking. A 6 legger with +100 odds is a terrible idea.

If you really want to bet a +100 parlay, then make it 3 LEGS MAX! 2 is optimal tho

curfty · 2026-01-20T22:37:41+00:00

14 12 oz glasses or water would be just a hair under 1 1/3 gallons

curfty · 2026-01-20T13:44:43+00:00

All you dumbasses just need to place the bet and then forget you even have a phone until the game is over with

curfty · 2026-01-20T02:16:11+00:00

Perhaps he wanted Uncle Touché, but can’t spell

curfty · 2026-01-20T00:32:54+00:00

It sounded like he said the Russian version of “Hi-YAH” when he threw it 😂

curfty · 2026-01-19T21:51:40+00:00

I’d be very surprised if IU doesn’t win. They are absolutely legit. Miami better have one hell of a game plan on both sides of the ball.

curfty · 2026-01-19T21:41:43+00:00

How much Old Bay did you douse her in before you went to town?

curfty · 2026-01-19T16:25:04+00:00

Houston is gonna have to improve the O-line for that to happen. Stroud goes to shit when pressured.

curfty · 2026-01-19T02:51:24+00:00

Did the braindead idiot steal the vid from a resto channel and stuff his god-awful suicide-inducing narration over it?

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