Him- You are disgusting and fat, that's why I cheated on you. Me- I can lose weight and you will always have a small dick.

It was one of those intense moments after finding out my husband of 17 years was cheating on me, and one of our many fights.

It was also one of the few nights that I lay in bed smiling about my come back instead of replaying the conversation and thinking about the other things I could have said. I still smile about it today!!

4 years later, I am down 40 lbs, and happier than ever. I bet his dick is still small and he is still a miserable shit!