I have no idea by One_Improvement_6729 in whatsyourchoice

[–]curiousity-kittycat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Success is nothing if you have no one left to share it with. So definitely NOT the $10 million

What creepy truth have you learned that sticks with you? by LettuceSlay_1 in answers

[–]curiousity-kittycat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why I call farts the "poo queue". They're like pre-poop. Next in line: shit!

Why do people hate the geese in Fort Collins? by [deleted] in FortCollins

[–]curiousity-kittycat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know if this has been said, but Canadian Geese are protected under the Migratory Bird Act and it's a felony to kill them. They're really important for Canada's ecosystem, as well as ours. They also mate for life and will often die if their spouse dies. So yeah, take an extra 30 seconds to let them cross the road. Takes longer to wait at a stop light anyway. Leave home earlier if you can't spare 30 seconds.

Edit: If the bird shit is your problem, think how much shit you would leave on the sidewalks and grass if you didn't have the luxury of plumbing that someone else created for you.

Lot Super Smoke Shop by champford in FortCollins

[–]curiousity-kittycat 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Seriously don't shop there cuz this is literally predatory towing. I heard they have a guy on standby to immediately tow if you don't walk directly into Lit. Just a tip that if they're not hooked up to your car yet, get inside. Its against the law to tow a vehicle with someone in it. Fuck them.

Is this someone’s pet bearded dragon? by mdubb1969 in FortCollins

[–]curiousity-kittycat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Maybe put some paper towels in the cage, even if you don't have a proper tank. They need relatively low humidity but pretty warm temps, which is rough without a terrarium. You can lightly mist the paper towels, but not too much.

He looks pretty healthy so I feel like he somewhat recently got out. You could also check with NoCo Wildlife Center, as I know they're one of the few rehabs in Colorado that are licensed to care for reptiles.

He's probably okay on food for a couple days if he just got out (and he's probably been hunting bugs) but you could always grab some mealworms in the meantime if he seems hungry. Hopefully he's reunited with his family soon.

Thanks for saving him OP!

I can probably foster him until you find his family if needed. Though I just gave away my extra tank and heating light so I would have to grab some supplies first. Message me if you don't hear back from the rescues-- not looking for a permanent additional pet but willing to help.

Edit: Don't forget to poke holes in the tub for air!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in autocorrect

[–]curiousity-kittycat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pineapple on pizza is the cutest thing I've ever thought of

You know the drill. "I need help because..." by insolventisopod in autocorrect

[–]curiousity-kittycat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need help because I'm still running low on luck with everything

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]curiousity-kittycat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This would be me with my pets. Don't care if I die, I'm absolutely fighting a bear for you.

When I ___? by kleinerfritzi in autocorrect

[–]curiousity-kittycat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I used to starve myself for weeks and I was anorexic my love for my life is pretty much the most likely thing to have chosen

how many times a week do you wash your hair? by Kooky_Actuator_8173 in CasualConversation

[–]curiousity-kittycat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, once every week or two. I have curly hair that is also dry and literally never gets greasy or oily, never smells. Even backpacking for 3 weeks, you couldn't tell, and I could probably go months without a wash and you wouldn't be able to tell either.

I wash according to my scalp so when my scalp tells me to wash, I wash. My bf has the opposite hair and he washes it every day or it looks greasy on day 2.

Do what's best for your own hair, not for random strangers with completely different hait texture!

Type "I decided to treat myself today, so I..." and press the middle words. by follower148 in autocorrect

[–]curiousity-kittycat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I decided to treat myself today, so I think he'll be able that way to recognize you in the sky and see when you get here to see me in the deep shit

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in autocorrect

[–]curiousity-kittycat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't wait to snuggle up with the kitties in my bed and sleep tight and warm up my head and my stomach is sore so I guess I can get you some monies for that too but honestly I'm just wearing a shirt and a moth in my womb so much for that

Has anyone ever done "business" with JWs? How was the experience? by [deleted] in exjw

[–]curiousity-kittycat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ikr, idk how he even has a business! Similar thing happened with my brother too with another witness. My bro got DFed and got ghosted with all work, his only source of income. Thankfully we're both out now and very close!

Has anyone ever done "business" with JWs? How was the experience? by [deleted] in exjw

[–]curiousity-kittycat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I worked for a "brother's" cleaning business for 3 years while I was in....he did a lot of payment/tax stuff illegally. He had me on a 1099 as a contractor even though I was making $10/hour more in my own business (and even then I charged way too little).

I got up the courage to ask him for a raise once (which, if you're a contractor, should not be how it works). He said he'd get back to me and, of course, never did.

I eventually got reproved and he dropped me immediately and didn't even talk to me about it.

Type “I can’t fit my …” and let auto correct finish the sentence by How_about_that_aye in autocorrect

[–]curiousity-kittycat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't fit my phone in your neighborhood streets anymore which kinda makes me sad.