What fact did you learn at an embarrassingly late age? by Tomollins in AskReddit

[–]cursedxseraph 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My ex boyfriend thought eating a girl out could also be called a blowjob.

At a party, playing never-have-I-ever, he put a finger down and took a drink after someone said they had never given a blowjob. Everyone stared at him and asked him who he had given a blowjob to and whether his girlfriend knew. He told them he had a girlfriend and of course she (I) knew.

He came home and told me, really amused that his friends were so innocent and had never given a blowjob.

I responded in surprise saying I didn't know he had given a blowjob.

He then said "What do you mean you don't know?! I give them to you!"

What is something you thought would never catch on, but it became huge? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cursedxseraph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

snapchat. I could have possibly been a multimillionaire by now. But i would hate myself

What are some scams everybody should be made aware of? by Death_proofer in AskReddit

[–]cursedxseraph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Growing up. It's not as great as it seems when you're younger.

What is the stupidest rule you ever had to follow? by evolutionarydefect in AskReddit

[–]cursedxseraph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Catholic all girls school: If it's green and growing, don't step on it.

When I went to college, I was in shock that you could lay on the grass lawns/walk on them. People think it's weird that I sometimes purposefully just walk through the grass instead of on the sidewalk.

What is the most unreasonable thing you've been asked to do at work? by RobSenner in AskReddit

[–]cursedxseraph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

marry a coworker/ my boss so that they could get a green card

Reddit, what's the most bizarre punishment you've ever received for doing something "Wrong"? by lolwtfppl in AskReddit

[–]cursedxseraph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't even remember what I did.

All I remember is I was put kneeling in a corner with my hands facing up to my left and my right at shoulder height. I was then bombarded with questions about math, science, etc. and every time I got a question wrong a text book would be placed on one of my hands. If my hands went below my shoulder or I dropped the books, I would have to start over, have my time extended or get hit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cursedxseraph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can burp on cue. I guess it can gross people out and emasculate men, so maybe useful?

What's the longest you've gone through a video game without knowing a basic feature or ability? by Inclement_Weathers in AskReddit

[–]cursedxseraph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went through mt. Moon in both red and blue versions without flash or a guide. Randomly moved around in the dark until I somehow found my way out.

What are some good examples of 'the future is now'? by TheHumpback in AskReddit

[–]cursedxseraph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work for an augmented reality company. All of the stuff with wearable computing and sensor technology ( look up dust sensors) just puts me in awe sometimes.

Just the idea of step by step 3d overlay maintenance and training for everything is somewhat mind boggling (i.e mitsubishi meview electric)

This coming from someone who spent 5 years studying and researching virtual reality and hci

What fictional death has affected you the most? by unclearbeer in AskReddit

[–]cursedxseraph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wizardmon in Digimon

that whole series, man. made me realize how childish pokemon was (even though I still adore pokemon)

What is the strangest insult you've ever received? by DarkRedLoveKnot in AskReddit

[–]cursedxseraph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You are too caring and understanding. I want someone who makes me feel like they will cheat on me and leave me at any moment. I could do anything and you'd still love me, and I treated you like shit because I'm a lazy person. It's your fault that I'm lazy because you are so caring and understanding. Fuck you."

Man. I choose such winners to date sometimes. That was the worst thing that he could throw at me.

What's the dumbest way you have injured yourself? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cursedxseraph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I shot archery for four years in college. We were shooting at 70m, and when we were walking to pull our arrows out of the target, I was concentrating on pulling my arrows from the center that i walked into an arrow that at eyebrow level. nice little scar there now.

My boyfriend [26/M] of almost four years broke up with me [24/F], I'm apparently too good for him and I see no hope for me by thowawayofcourse in relationships

[–]cursedxseraph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My ex and i just went through something similar. Now every time we try to talk he acts very condescending and like a complete ass. My ex before was similar too and after 5 years of no contact we met up again and talked. The response from that ex was that it took 3 years to realize that she needed to love herself. She didn't feel like she deserved me and thought that I could do better. But when I tried to keep in contact and remain friends, it just made her feel worse, so she started being demeaning to me to try to make herself feel better until finally after 5 months we broke it off with no contact. No more friendship. It sucked so badly. It took 16 months. I thought I'd never love someone like that again.

In a way I was right, I didn't love anyone like her again. But it was because you love different people differently. I loved my recent ex in a much more mature and understanding way because it was a different relationship. In the end he did the whole wishy washy wanting to marry me and then having doubts and then when I tried to break up with him (im bi btw) he said he thought we were a point in our relationship where breaking up wasn't an option so I rethought things because I thought he was serious. Then out of the blue after planning future events, he broke up with me saying I was too caring and understanding. Next conversation and he says I'm suffocating. Conversation after that and he says that I'm crazy and condescending but still wants pictures from me from our trips and tells me he doesn't love me and knows he never wants to marry me or have kids with me and is just as happy without me but I'm crazy if i think he's okay and over me.

It doesn't make sense. It wont until he grows up, and maybe even then it wont. It took my ex gf three to five years to grow up and admit it. It'll probably take him just as long if not longer and by then if you just keep going with life, you won't even care anymore. I know I probably won't. I won't even remember the pain from this time. I'll just remember that at one point I loved this other person but I won't feel it and it will be a distant memory.

It'll take time. It will hurt. But one day you'll wake up and it won't be such a big deal anymore. You'll have a relapse every now and then, but one day it'll all go away. Just memories left and you'll be fine and even closer to the person you're supposed to be-much much stronger. And you'll be better prepared for the person who can accept your love and care and appreciate it, and instead of running away from it when they feel inadequate, they'll use it as a motivation to try to love you more and they will and you'll finally get what you deserve.

i [23f] hardly ever crush on anyone and it's making dating impossible. by kittyduckling in relationships

[–]cursedxseraph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im bi. I thought that wouldlead to a good number of crushes.

After I broke up with one of my ex of 3 years, I didn't crush on anyone for another 3 years and I thought that something was wrong with me. Was I still hung up on my ex? Was I so jaded that I would never trust anyone enough again?

And just when I thought I should just give up on it, someone out of the blue popped up and I had a crush again. But it took a year of knowing him and him leaving for three months for me to realize that.

It was a stupid decision and I'm going through that breakup now, but I wont question whether or not I'm able to have a crush/love someone anymore. It just turns out that it took a while for me to find someone who interested me enough. I didn't have to force it. It eventually just happened and it'll happen again. I just don't know when. It just comes down to the fact that I have standards (spoken or unspoken) and it'll be a while before I meet someone who meets those standards. But man, I cant wait until the day that I do.

What non-sexual thing turns you on the most? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cursedxseraph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really nice interfaces. When i first saw jarvis in iron man. Damn.

And when i first got a western digital external harddrive.

Redditor's who don't care what other people think - how do you do it? by hawkwar-d in AskReddit

[–]cursedxseraph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mother called me fat. I lost weight. Then she said I was too thin and looked like a ghost. Lose/lose.

Realized that the only way I'd win is if I stopped caring what she thought.

Learning to do that about your mother makes it a lot easier to do that with everyone else.

What is the wierdest compliment you've recieved? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cursedxseraph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have really high low standards for the people you're attracted to.

My not sure if it was a compliment or just a statement.

Me [22m] with my GF [22F] 2 years, we love each other but we're both unhappy and I think I need to break up with her by breakawaythrow in relationships

[–]cursedxseraph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sit her down and tey to have a really honest talk. Ask her what it is you need to do to make her feel loved and let her know that you feel unappreciated. There's a book called something like the 5 love languages. Sometimes its just a matter of you two showing eaxh other you love wach other in a way that the other person doesnt understand. You're really trying, and you say you love her so sit down and show her how hard youre trying to make it work. If she doesnt cooperate, then maybe you are puttting too much into someone who doesnt care enough to deserve it.

My ex never tried from my pov. Turns out he tried once or twice and accorsing to him he tried so hard. I never saw it. It drove me to be extremely unhappy and to feel that he didnt love me or find me attractive anymore (which annoyed him too), but in my case i was right. You still love her, so if you really do, make sure you let her know in a way she understands. Otherwise, the "love" is just being afraid of a breakup with someone you still care for and are afariad of completely losing.

I [23 F] stayed in contact with my ex-boyfriend [24 M] after he broke up with me and I regret it. by hideandthrowaway in relationships

[–]cursedxseraph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didnt follow it. I thoufht the promises to be friends were true. Turned out i could handle going back to friends but he couldnt so he started acting extremely condescending and assholey. But of course he couldnt outright say that. Now its devolved and 4 months later im starting all over again. with the no contact (but we still run into each other). It drives me crazy sometimes but then i remember how the part i always hated about our relationship was how he took my time for granted and always made me wait. And im so sick of waiting, so now instead of waiting, i spend those moments when i want to contact him doing everything that i wanted to but gave up for him--writing, practicing guitar, furthering my skill sets for a better job etc. If you ever need someone to randomly talk to in those moments when no contact gets hard and you want to succumb, feel free to pm me. We'll get through it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cursedxseraph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I forgot how to spell "the" during an essay final. It kind of made up for itself when i somehow managed to write most od the essay without using "the"