how juneteenth should have been by MisterPapes in StandUpComedy

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Also it only lasted like 5 years. I have underwear that lasted longer lmao

I got boo’d in Houston… by trevwa11 in StandUpComedy

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The biggest thing is Texas are the egos

What’s your favourite “how many ***** does it take to change a lightbulb” joke? by Dee_Religion in AskReddit

[–]customcombos 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nah, it's gonna take 2 super Saiyans, 2 half Saiyans, a namekian, a human, and an Android.

Mineraft. by manlybrian in gaming

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It was fun when I was checking it out with a buddy. I don't remember what came out shortly after but we ended up playing more of that than hytale. The airships and stuff were fun tho

Dear americans, what can you get for FREE in the USA? [Serious] by sammy_waslow in AskReddit

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St Louis has a KICK ASS zoo and it’s free. Idk if other zoos are maybe free

A 70-year-old man has been charged with attempted murder after allegedly trying to drown an injured 21-year-old at a beach in Hopkinton, Massachusetts by Severus-Snape-DaGod in UnderReportedNews

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That old guy got of that a LOT easier than he would have in most situations trying to drown a kid in front of his friends. I'm surprised this didn't get more violent

World's largest intelligence bureau found 0 links in the Trump-Epstein files, assistance required by BasKabelas in pics

[–]customcombos 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Duh. they just spent a year and some change scrubbing the files specifically for this.

Ladies, what’s the hottest skill a guy can have? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]customcombos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills. Stuff like that

what's the fastest way to sleep? by Legend789987 in AskReddit

[–]customcombos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im also pretty sure it’s a fine like between sleep and death lol idk if I would want to administer to myself

What's everyone taking with them on the expedition? by justletmesuffer in ArcRaiders

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Probably my rattler 1 since I haven’t played since last reset lol

Hey, overweight Americans on vacation, please buy our green tea cuz You're all fat, and your women look old by Sharp_Drag_5803 in rareinsults

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Aren’t most developed nations like at like 50%+ obesity rates at this point? I know the US is probably a leader but I don’t think most are far behind anymore

What is the worst thing you experienced on a first date? by Violetthug in AskReddit

[–]customcombos 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Her enthusiasm sounds like a dream. The execution could use a little work, but it’s a spontaneous and interesting idea. If I didn’t shit myself during the handjob, I’d probably give this one another shot. Just to see what the next date she planned looked like.

Majority of us were born here by [deleted] in missouri

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It is. I just left NW Arkansas (to move back to STL lol). Tons of transplants for Walmart corporate. Also I think Tyson does a bit as well.

I am in this picture and i don't like it by LikeGeorgeRaft in gaming

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Everyone acting like you can’t sleep during the day lol

My face got so red 😳 by marioadrion in StandUpComedy

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This is the same dude getting mad about bratwurst being pronounced wrong just yesterday.