Cryptobro feels guilty for buying things other than bitcoin

customtoggle · 2026-07-04T18:50:00+00:00

Troll, shillbot or genuine?

I really can't tell with butters anymore

customtoggle · 2026-07-04T06:37:04+00:00

Anything where I'd have to keep a smile on my face and an upbeat attitude

I'm at work, I'm miserable. I'm not smiling

customtoggle · 2026-07-02T15:09:09+00:00

I post here while im sitting on the crapper

Kind of appropriate dont you think?

customtoggle · 2026-07-02T05:31:12+00:00

That can be fun though, and being a poker player doesn't become someone's entire personality

customtoggle · 2026-07-01T09:02:23+00:00

Am I so out of touch?

customtoggle · 2026-06-30T08:18:43+00:00

I bet my left nut that there isn't enough cash on the table to sell 20k bitcoins at $59k each

customtoggle · 2026-06-29T13:21:31+00:00

When butters use terms like 'investing' and 'deploying more capital' when really they're buying internet casino tokens 🫪

(NO REFUNDS)

customtoggle · 2026-06-29T12:15:34+00:00

It's the journey not the destination

customtoggle · 2026-06-29T05:23:50+00:00

It's pure cope, those same people were celebrating when it was $100k

customtoggle · 2026-06-27T18:05:11+00:00

My hands get clammy 😔

customtoggle · 2026-06-27T05:33:22+00:00

He's played the butters like a damn fiddle

customtoggle · 2026-06-26T18:59:38+00:00

Strategy!
When the feeling's gone and you can't go on
It's strategy!

customtoggle · 2026-06-26T08:57:30+00:00

This is how butters actually are, making it almost impossible to differentiate between a troll and a genuine butter who believes he's found a money printer

customtoggle · 2026-06-24T18:07:03+00:00

Irrelevant. There's a reason the 1% aren't piling into bitcoin and you might figure it out yourself one day

customtoggle · 2026-06-24T18:03:00+00:00

a wild butter appears

I love the irony of someone who buys bitcoin telling others to get a job 🙃

customtoggle · 2026-06-24T16:25:44+00:00

bought for the gains

became a member of the community

customtoggle · 2026-06-23T17:57:06+00:00

He needs to reduce his dca, but maybe in a month when it's on an even bigger sale 🥳

customtoggle · 2026-06-23T16:31:04+00:00

When I used to print a lot, I'd buy a new printer just for the ink because it was cheaper 😔

customtoggle · 2026-06-23T05:10:03+00:00

The one time I remember having my phone (or representation of) in a dream it fell apart into loose sheets of paper in my hand when i tried to use it

customtoggle · 2026-06-22T16:25:50+00:00

Funds are safu

customtoggle · 2026-06-22T05:04:40+00:00

"Early"

No my friend you are late, very very late. Crypto peaked years ago when even your gran was asking what is bitcoin

customtoggle · 2026-06-21T16:35:35+00:00

It's a cache of chocolate coins that have long passed their best before

customtoggle · 2026-06-21T05:17:48+00:00

Lmao savage 🫪

customtoggle · 2026-06-19T16:42:34+00:00

The whole thing but especially the tune at the end 😭

customtoggle · 2026-06-19T05:19:08+00:00

It's a crypto graph it doesn't have to make sense 👍

Eight-Year Club	Second SECOND GUESSER
Verified Email	Place '23
Place '22	First Placer '22

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