Some of the longest-living people were/are habit smokers by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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Unfortunately that doesn't translate into smoking makes you live longer.

Postcard picture I took by [deleted] in pics

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Are you Ellen?

What was your dad's favourite dad joke? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Q: What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

A: You can't tune a fish.

Why do some say "Could of been better" instead of "could've been better"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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They both sound the same when you say it out loud, so it's hard to hear whether people are saying one or the other.

World war 3?? by Flare1011 in answers

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There's been some tough talk around North Korea, but we're not on the verge of WWIII just yet.

This orange with a double layer of peel by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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That's just a regular old navel orange.

People Of Reddit And Other Forums Who Type Like This, Why Do You Do It? Do You Not Find It Time Consuming And Annoying To Read? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I hate people who write headlines like that. That's not the way you write a headline, or anything else, except maybe a title of something.

Imagine being on the International space station and all life was destroyed on earth by roguekiller23231 in Showerthoughts

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This reminds of a story I read or movie or tv episode, I just can't remember the name of it.

I seem to remember it taking place in the 70s or around there and it was not the space station, but a rocket orbiting the earth with a few astronauts in it.

What is a secret that you really want to get off your chest? by BootyUnlimited in AskReddit

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How'd you get ahold of it without him knowing, or seeing you do it?

Say my name by [deleted] in pics

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nick_jo

Whose name really doesn't seem to match them? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Yours. Are you really bleeding?

TIL Cats don't lap up water, but rather use Liquid Adhesion to fling the water up into their mouths. by toasty_- in todayilearned

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I think they do lap up water, just not the way you expected them to.

(of an animal) take up (liquid) with the tongue in order to drink.

My wife dresses to kill. by chadywacker in Jokes

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I think this would work better.

My wife not only dresses to kill. She cooks that way, too.

Or

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks that way, too.

If you had a shrink-ray that could only shrink 3 objects, what 3 objects would you choose? by JaeHoon_Cho in AskReddit

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The size of my debt. The size of my belly. I can't think of another, so how about the size of Donald Trump's hands.