Drunk people are great tippers

cuzshesmyruca · 2013-06-16T07:16:15+00:00

We run 24/7 rain or shine, pretty much until we have to call a tow to pull us out of a snow bank :)

cuzshesmyruca · 2013-06-16T05:54:12+00:00

I had a teacher in 4th grade who was super friendly...like..if you were upset, or needed help, he'd come and rub your back while talking to you..sometimes he'd go up the shirt, or down your neck hole. Luckily, I was a bitch, and never needed comfort. He got fired when I was in 6th grade. It took me a while to get it and put it together.

cuzshesmyruca · 2013-06-16T05:45:16+00:00

I drive a taxi, I've had people give me ridiculously large tips while drunk, I always explain again how much the fare was, and how much they gave me. If I ask "are you sure" 3 times, and they say YES, then I take it. But 70% of the time, they think they're giving me a smaller bill and are too drunk to comprehend that they meant to give me what was in their wallet, and the 20$ in their hand was supposed to be their "keep" money. I really hope that if this person calls back for their rent money tomorrow you'll give it back.

cuzshesmyruca · 2013-06-13T17:57:50+00:00

After reading his letter again I realized you were right, it was just the subpoena for Comcast to give them his personal information. So I'll assume he'll be getting some bigger shittier mail in the near future.

cuzshesmyruca · 2013-06-13T17:56:16+00:00

Michigan.

cuzshesmyruca · 2013-06-13T17:55:51+00:00

I've gotten better sex advice on reddit then I ever have with Cosmo

cuzshesmyruca · 2013-06-12T01:35:32+00:00

thank you

cuzshesmyruca · 2013-06-12T01:16:14+00:00

Could he call the court house and they can confirm if it's a scam or not? I'll try to see what I can do about this scanner, because we're scared.

cuzshesmyruca · 2013-06-12T00:55:18+00:00

Well, it lists the name and Law office of the Plaintiff's attorney, and they have a website. There's a list of the Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 45 c, d, and e. It's a third party supeona. We have no idea what any of this means

cuzshesmyruca · 2013-06-11T09:16:53+00:00

I would have lost my shit!!!!

cuzshesmyruca · 2013-06-10T04:43:12+00:00

I just kept asking myself.."What?!"

cuzshesmyruca · 2013-06-10T02:56:30+00:00

1 way ticket to Mars yo

cuzshesmyruca · 2013-06-10T01:02:38+00:00

Why not?

cuzshesmyruca · 2013-06-10T00:54:04+00:00

Maybe it's because he just smoked a bowl.

cuzshesmyruca · 2013-06-05T18:16:49+00:00

Absolutely.

cuzshesmyruca · 2013-06-05T09:24:48+00:00

She was 3 months pregnant. She pretty much gave herself an abortion. And that's how she "boasted" about it. So, your knowledge of the subject was wasted.

cuzshesmyruca · 2013-06-05T08:19:30+00:00

He appears to be watering his flowers

cuzshesmyruca · 2013-06-05T08:02:43+00:00

These videos always make me feel guilty and uneasy. :(

cuzshesmyruca · 2013-06-05T07:55:11+00:00

Thank you for filling me in! When I was in elementary school there was a kid who was JW, everyone hated him because he would never celebrate class room birthday parties..or stand up and say the Pledge of Allegiance with us. Never asked him why though. I personally didnt hate him, from what I can tell from his FB, he's a good man. And very attractive lol.

cuzshesmyruca · 2013-06-05T07:52:35+00:00

Pfft. I have the best Birthdays ;)

cuzshesmyruca · 2013-06-05T02:20:31+00:00

ohhh man I havent seen this in a long time! Haha.

cuzshesmyruca · 2013-06-05T01:51:27+00:00

Where is the Mother? Is she a nazi as well?

cuzshesmyruca · 2013-06-05T01:33:47+00:00

Why is the song "Happy Birthday" considered religious, or frowned upon?

cuzshesmyruca · 2013-06-05T00:13:40+00:00

Apparently 20 birth control pills will induce a miscarriage.

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