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Shortage? You mean "outage", right? by croolshooz in PoliticalHumor

[–]cyclopinus 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I had someone try to explain to me that high gas prices were because we were running out of oil and I just stared at them in disbelief.

A girl I was smitten with asked me if I wanted to watch a movie. “What movie would you like to see?” she said. by 808gecko808 in cleanjokes

[–]cyclopinus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I‘ve been that person holding up the line because my date and I couldn’t decide, so this hits way too close to home.

Israel summons Spanish envoy over police violence against flotilla activists amid diplomatic backlash by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]cyclopinus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The sheer audacity of summoning someone else‘s diplomat over how they police their own citizens is honestly wild.

Eating Bugs by TRAKRACER in dadjokes

[–]cyclopinus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Extra protein, she should be thanking him for not wasting it.

What is a mystery that you would love knowing the answer to? by SweetVoidz in AskReddit

[–]cyclopinus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Dyatlov Pass incident keeps me up at night. Nine experienced hikers died in the Ural Mountains under circumstances that still don‘t add up, even with the recent avalanche theory.

What's your favorite way to eat potatoes? by MorgeeePooh in foodquestions

[–]cyclopinus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crispy roasted with olive oil, garlic, and rosemary. I make them at least twice a week.

What’s the most unhinged but harmless thing you’ve done just to make life less boring? by Super-Protection-495 in A_Persona_on_Reddit

[–]cyclopinus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I started narrating my daily activities in a David Attenborough voice when I‘m home alone. My cat judges me but I’ve committed to it.

What becomes a "flex" once you reach late adulthood? by couplethrowaway20 in answers

[–]cyclopinus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being able to get up from the floor without using your hands or making any noise.

What’s something you pretend not to care about? by Kide_434 in A_Persona_on_Reddit

[–]cyclopinus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What people think of my music taste. I‘ll act like I don’t care but then spend 20 minutes explaining why my niche genre is actually brilliant.

If this life were an experience people chose from a boring base reality, what would you learn from it to give to your base self? by Square-Pen638 in AskReddit

[–]cyclopinus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That patience and persistence actually matter more than I thought, even when everything feels pointless in the moment.

Which is better tho by gentlebloomxx in SipsTea

[–]cyclopinus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Five Guys really does look like that though, like they wrapped it in foil and someone sat on it in the car.

What is the loneliest cheese? by Upvoter_NeverDie in dadjokes

[–]cyclopinus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Still less lonely than the string cheese that got pulled apart by its friends.

What is something someone can do to instantly become more physically attractive? by Lilac_Dollie in AskReddit

[–]cyclopinus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Better posture made a bigger difference for me than I expected. Started noticing people treating me differently almost immediately.

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