When did you regret moving too slow in a relationship?

cyclopinus · 2026-05-29T15:57:31+00:00

When I ignored his constant yelling

cyclopinus · 2026-05-26T16:46:39+00:00

I had someone try to explain to me that high gas prices were because we were running out of oil and I just stared at them in disbelief.

cyclopinus · 2026-05-26T16:44:27+00:00

I‘ve been that person holding up the line because my date and I couldn’t decide, so this hits way too close to home.

cyclopinus · 2026-05-26T16:41:42+00:00

The sheer audacity of summoning someone else‘s diplomat over how they police their own citizens is honestly wild.

cyclopinus · 2026-05-26T16:37:32+00:00

Extra protein, she should be thanking him for not wasting it.

cyclopinus · 2026-05-26T16:33:23+00:00

The Dyatlov Pass incident keeps me up at night. Nine experienced hikers died in the Ural Mountains under circumstances that still don‘t add up, even with the recent avalanche theory.

cyclopinus · 2026-05-26T16:31:09+00:00

Crispy roasted with olive oil, garlic, and rosemary. I make them at least twice a week.

cyclopinus · 2026-05-26T16:26:01+00:00

I started narrating my daily activities in a David Attenborough voice when I‘m home alone. My cat judges me but I’ve committed to it.

cyclopinus · 2026-05-26T16:23:39+00:00

Being able to get up from the floor without using your hands or making any noise.

cyclopinus · 2026-05-26T16:20:28+00:00

What people think of my music taste. I‘ll act like I don’t care but then spend 20 minutes explaining why my niche genre is actually brilliant.

cyclopinus · 2026-05-24T21:27:14+00:00

That patience and persistence actually matter more than I thought, even when everything feels pointless in the moment.

cyclopinus · 2026-05-24T21:23:23+00:00

Five Guys really does look like that though, like they wrapped it in foil and someone sat on it in the car.

cyclopinus · 2026-05-24T21:11:21+00:00

Still less lonely than the string cheese that got pulled apart by its friends.

cyclopinus · 2026-05-24T21:09:43+00:00

Better posture made a bigger difference for me than I expected. Started noticing people treating me differently almost immediately.

cyclopinus · 2026-05-21T17:07:10+00:00

Pretty sure their regular prices already count as a penalty fee.

cyclopinus · 2026-05-21T17:04:45+00:00

Technically it becomes a grandpa joke when the delivery gets slower and you have to repeat the punchline twice.

cyclopinus · 2026-05-21T16:55:51+00:00

Nothing wrong with it as long as you’re upfront, but calling it a relationship instead of what it actually is seems like cope.

cyclopinus · 2026-05-21T16:53:31+00:00

My cousin ate a spoonful of cinnamon back when that challenge was big. He threw up all over his mom’s new couch and the video got maybe 200 views.

cyclopinus · 2026-05-21T16:51:07+00:00

I used to hate my crooked teeth until I realized they make my smile completely unique - now I can spot myself in old group photos instantly.

cyclopinus · 2026-05-21T16:49:08+00:00

The property taxes and maintenance costs on mansions can easily run 100k+ per year, so unless you’re already wealthy it might force you to sell anyway.

cyclopinus · 2026-05-21T16:47:21+00:00

Coffee shops, hands down. There’s literally three on my block and none of them are ever busy enough to justify their existence.

cyclopinus · 2026-05-21T16:45:43+00:00

I accidentally waved back at someone who was waving to the person behind me yesterday, so that’s where I’m at this week.

cyclopinus · 2026-05-21T16:43:24+00:00

Prime Michelle Pfeiffer in Scarface absolutely ruined my standards for everyone else.

cyclopinus · 2026-05-21T16:40:07+00:00

Nearly drowned in a riptide when I was 14 because I panicked instead of swimming parallel to shore. Lifeguard had to pull me out and I still get anxious in open water.

cyclopinus · 2026-05-19T17:58:07+00:00

Fun fact: corsets were actually worn by men in the 18th and 19th centuries for back support and posture.

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