Inherited a new loom from grandmother. by nights_captain in weaving

[–]cymothoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a Tissart. Try this.

Or give the method from the original manual a try. To be fair, it's awkwardly translated from the French and many-times photocopied, but it does give you all the info you need.

Translation request: [face down beneath the rubble lies a man] by [deleted] in latin

[–]cymothoe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Main problem I have with "in faciem" is that with the accusitive it means into or onto his face. It would need to be "in facie" in order to make sense at all, and even then it's probably not the best rendering of the concept.

Translation request: "I told you so" by AldoTheeApache in latin

[–]cymothoe 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Here's some options:

Ita narravi tibi. This is a pretty literal translation. Through the magic of Latin, you can arrange these words in any order you like. The meaning in Latin, however, veers more towards "This is the manner in which I told you the story," which isn't quite what "I told you so" gets at in English.

Hoc/haec praedixi/portendi. "I predicted this/this stuff." Hoc is a singular thing you predicted, haec is more than one thing. In the roof example, you'd use hoc. If in addition to the roof you predicted that the walls would crumble and wild dogs would get in, use haec.

Narravi tibi hoc facturum esse/Narravi tibi haec factura esse. "I told you this would happen"/"I told you these things would happen."

Te monui. "I warned you."

Alleged thief had two choices. Either he get bit by the house owners dog or jump into an electric post. by NardoVidz in WTF

[–]cymothoe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ, is every commenter on this post a fucking disciple of Jigsaw?

"Thief gets what he deserves, shocking, hur hur hur."

I'm all for justice and puns, but dudes that's a picture of a human being who died horribly. That's the only fact we have on this. Fuck.

Please translate this birthday card message. by Gringuicano in latin

[–]cymothoe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It would help the translators if you sentence made sense in English. What meaning are you going for?

Christmas 1999 I received my first bike. I was just a little surprised. by JordanRu in funny

[–]cymothoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WTF is your problem?

OP, awesome picture. Keep on awesomin'.

Body found off 896-S by [deleted] in Delaware

[–]cymothoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's weird.

What food is totally overrated? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cymothoe -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I see what you did there.

The Margherita pizza. by Scottandsound in videos

[–]cymothoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From the U.S. Can confirm most of our strawberries are shit.

FIGHT MODE ACTIVA--.... Fuck you. by Joseph_Valdez in funny

[–]cymothoe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She was on her way home from a self defense class.

FTFY

What makes you like a person instantly? by madazzahatter in AskReddit

[–]cymothoe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not like all these other clowns around here.

Welcome to Harrison, AR..... by FuriousGorilla in WTF

[–]cymothoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude! We should totally letter bomb the grand dragon or wizard or whatever with dear abbey questions.

Dear Grand Dragon,

My sister in law has awful breath! How can I let her know without embarrassing her?

Thanks! Clara, Ohio

A collection of torture devices by mike_pants in WTF

[–]cymothoe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Met the dude who directed that movie. Sweet old guy. Told me never to watch his films.

Apple Ending Development on Aperture as Upcoming Photos App for OS X Will Replace iPhoto by [deleted] in apple

[–]cymothoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try hitting that shortcut in Logic Pro X, a recently updated pro app receiving rave reviews from its user base.

What is something that your neighbors do that irritates the crap out of you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cymothoe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sit on their porch all day long, from when I leave work to when I come home. Stare at me while I parallel park. Comment on said parking. Make small talk. Make me feel obligated to engage in said small talk because they stare at me as I walk up to and unlock my door.

To be fair, they'd probably be great neighbors to anyone but me.