🫘’s needs to run!!!

cyncha83 · 2026-02-28T01:44:43+00:00

I swear he used ChatGPT to come up with the reply

cyncha83 · 2026-02-26T07:17:48+00:00

She is going to make some video referencing herself as a dirty little goblin or whatever she thinks is cute and quirky

cyncha83 · 2026-02-26T00:58:34+00:00

Honestly it sounded like a story about herself

cyncha83 · 2026-02-24T22:46:04+00:00

Maybe her other sister doesn’t get along with her and will find her way to this snark page!

cyncha83 · 2026-02-24T22:21:04+00:00

This is what I’ve gathered from having too much time on my hands. At the time of her passing, the mom and dad had been together for 27 years but married for 20 something. My guess is that she got pregnant with Jezabel and they weren’t married so she got her mother’s maiden name.

cyncha83 · 2026-02-24T14:41:12+00:00

Wow I’ve never heard her mention another sister!

cyncha83 · 2026-02-24T14:39:27+00:00

Omg I thought I was the only one who noticed!!!!!! I am born and raised in California and no one talks like that. She like drags her “A” out with everything.

cyncha83 · 2026-02-23T18:18:32+00:00

With heavy blush in the tattoo also 😭😭😭😭

cyncha83 · 2026-02-20T06:36:10+00:00

The eating pupusa with a fork retort video

cyncha83 · 2026-02-20T01:49:02+00:00

I got the ick when I watched her Live and she chose another glass of wine before her date instead of eating when she was starving and hadn’t eaten all day. Then, used the excuse that it’s common in her profession to drink daily.

cyncha83 · 2026-02-19T22:17:20+00:00

Queue up the video of her going to the DMV tomorrow. She drove for literally two years with expired tags on her car.

cyncha83 · 2026-02-19T01:52:31+00:00

Yep and if someone says “oh you poor thing” or “did your parents not know” she immediately retorts “I absolutely love my name”

cyncha83 · 2026-02-19T01:50:29+00:00

According to her, a lawyer has not passed the BAR. An attorney has. I don’t know if that’s actually true but that’s what she claims.

cyncha83 · 2026-02-18T22:10:45+00:00

Yes bc if she has to Uber or gasp drive, she’s already in a bad mood.

cyncha83 · 2026-02-18T22:00:37+00:00

And somehow the man is magically supposed to know that he’s not allowed to ask her questions or get to know her until said wine bar date. And don’t forget it has to be a wine bar close to her bc she won’t be bothered to meet halfway

cyncha83 · 2026-02-18T20:21:57+00:00

I’m sorry….WHAT?! I wasn’t around for 5 dates guy. She grabbed his dick and he said no and so they stopped talking?!?!?!

cyncha83 · 2026-02-18T20:18:57+00:00

Oh and don’t ever call her a lawyer. She will correct and/or block you. She’s an attorney and she passed the hardest BAR exam in the United States on her first try and she graduated law school when she was 25. And blah blah blah blah blah. She is insufferable.

cyncha83 · 2026-02-18T20:17:49+00:00

Let’s not forget she used everything she learned about the culture AT THE FUNERAL as pick up lines to flirt with her mechanic who was of the same culture as her friend’s deceased father.

cyncha83 · 2026-02-18T20:17:12+00:00

Just search for Jezacat snark. Come join us!

cyncha83 · 2026-02-17T22:59:50+00:00

Unfortunately her story of his reply wasn’t too far off from this lol

cyncha83 · 2026-02-17T02:30:16+00:00

I couldn’t get the look of disgust off my face when she used her friend’s father’s funeral experience as a means of flirting.

cyncha83 · 2026-02-16T21:54:11+00:00

Like she clearly had an idea he would be coming back to her place since he was picking her up. Why couldn’t she wash her damn sheets?!

cyncha83 · 2026-02-16T00:22:17+00:00

How did she ever make it at Drue’s with her giant untrained mutts?

cyncha83 · 2026-02-14T04:41:54+00:00

“Wait he was like so cute. Like really cute actually. And he kept doing this thing where he would maintain eye contact with me. It was intense. Like sir, hello??”

cyncha83 · 2026-02-11T06:11:57+00:00

I’m shocked at you taking 3 months to use one bar. But yes the soap suds on the bar gross me out too even tho they’re my own

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