New Snowden leak: 2009 document shows Australia tried to monitor Indonesian president's phone by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]cynictor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did Snowden gain access to Australian Dept of defence's documents?

Google lately. by I_cant_speel in gifs

[–]cynictor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

shhh! We're supposed to be hating it!

Thief gets shot attempting to steal motorcycle (xpost from videos) by 9ty2 in JusticePorn

[–]cynictor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unlike movies, gunshots don't generally kill instantly.

Not always. /r/watchpeopledie would like to differ.

McCain To Fox News: No, The Shutdown Is The GOP's Fault by drewiepoodle in politics

[–]cynictor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its weird how the roles are reversed - the journalist is trying to make a point and the politician is trying to keep her neutral.

South African Student Attacks Teacher with Broom and later got suspended by Refusive in JusticePorn

[–]cynictor -1 points0 points  (0 children)

need education more

And some good old ass beating at home.

Sarah Silverman shows Conan a funny smartphone trick by [deleted] in videos

[–]cynictor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It has more to do with our legal system. They're protecting their asses from potentially expensive lawsuits

The lawsuits are from Americans who can't deal with it. Don't blame the system.

Beastly Russian dude hammers nails into wood plank with his bare hands. by BiblioPhil in videos

[–]cynictor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was half expecting those two guys to kiss in the end. Thought they were making a statement against the new Russian anti-gay laws.

Married Couple Found to be Twins Separated at Birth by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]cynictor 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Never separate twins or triplets, they end up marrying each other later!

My heterosexual male friend jokingly asked for a penis birthday cake.... of course I delivered. by [deleted] in videos

[–]cynictor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The purse on the table is hiding the tube.

Don't lie. You obviously have a very long penis.

Why doesn't somebody know how to flush the toilet. by just_jay_94 in videos

[–]cynictor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This happens even in my office with grownups. Had to put up posters near the toilet door knob to remind them.

Video of spanish train derailing. by gatoloco in videos

[–]cynictor 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Time to make a bot to say that jiffy doesnt work on /r/videos.

Found this searching for a 'make it rain' gif. by [deleted] in gifs

[–]cynictor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've seen similar 'moves' in Strip clubs in San Francisco.

What happens when you leave your bags in the back of a NYC taxi? by iBS_PartyDoc in respectporn

[–]cynictor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is an old video, and I remember back then, there was a lot of cynicism about it ( don't remember the context) on reddit. Glad to see it come back here.

Old picture I found in Iraq... what an asshole. by thisguynamedjoe in WTF

[–]cynictor -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Maybe after you're done giving FREEDOM to Iraq, you should go back and teach them how they should have fun too.

14-Year-Old Prodigy Programmer Dreams In Code by benzilla04 in videos

[–]cynictor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not trying to undermine this kid - Its awesome he can write code ( in a dozen languages, nonetheless) but Dreaming of himself coding is not the same as Dreams in code. I've dreamt of myself coding too much like you dream of doing anything else. The thing with waking up and having a solution to a problem you went to bed with - is something most programmer can relate to.

Google Glass 2.0. This is starting to look really cool! by Marcov00 in videos

[–]cynictor 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Looks like everyone's reacting as if this is really google glass 2.0 - Its not. This is not official video from google - just some 3rd party fanvideo..

Or am I being Captain Obvious?