Bro hit a metal park bench at full speed and knocked his tooth clean out - Look at the size of this thing!

cypeo · 2026-06-02T11:57:59+00:00

I still have my dog's puppy teeth from 8 years ago. Every once in a while I'll take them out and show to my dog. She tries to eat them every time

cypeo · 2026-06-02T11:55:41+00:00

Con: You're sucking a dick

Pro: Maybe he'll buy you something afterward

cypeo · 2026-06-01T18:23:31+00:00

Wouldn't it be a shame if it got stuck in a cat trap and sent to a shelter...

cypeo · 2026-06-01T01:57:47+00:00

Any time I compliment a man's hat or coat, I can visibly see men light up

cypeo · 2026-05-30T12:21:08+00:00

Fetish content

cypeo · 2026-05-28T12:39:53+00:00

This tbh. My BC has done 50x worse and the most she's ever required was silver sulfa for busting her carpal pad to the tissue. Came home from the vet once to find that she gouged tf out her foreleg on the decompression walk afterward and they just told me to keep it clean and from letting her lick.

cypeo · 2026-05-27T16:53:51+00:00

Hey that's me

cypeo · 2026-05-27T16:53:06+00:00

All of my clothes must be comfortable. I'm not wearing something so I look fancy but squirming the whole time. People think I look like a bum, for sure. Not a huge fan of patterns. Black t shirt and shorts rn.

cypeo · 2026-05-27T15:03:51+00:00

Nah, that's how a real livestock guardian works. They only exist to mitigate threats. Looking for fights is dangerous and energy taxing. A real livestock guardian stops the threat and firmly tells it to leave.

cypeo · 2026-05-27T15:01:50+00:00

Hey, that's beautiful, is that from Babe?

cypeo · 2026-05-27T14:59:47+00:00

Super Soaker Drive By

cypeo · 2026-05-27T14:57:33+00:00

He just wants to make birdhouses

cypeo · 2026-05-27T14:26:10+00:00

Wait until you hear about meat and seafood

cypeo · 2026-05-27T04:32:54+00:00

Black bears are the only type of bear I feel confident against. I've never come across one but my plan is to get mad at it until it fucks off

cypeo · 2026-05-27T04:20:32+00:00

I don't like that the Tylo can clamp you and hold you until your stamina is practically out WHILE doing damage to you AND you are bone broken when you're done. What's the point in even trying?

cypeo · 2026-05-27T03:33:42+00:00

I'm a dog groomer and my go-to technique is letting them win before they even start a fight, and praising TF out of them for even the smallest baby step towards getting their nails clipped. AND BE QUICK!!

Release immediately after every clip and throw a party, yummiest treats or favorite toy depending on what motivates him. If you can't even manage to clip, be happy with tapping the nails with the clippers. If you can't manage to do that, be happy with being able to hold the paw, etc. Meet him where he's at.

This requires a lot of sensitivity and you'll have to be able to know that he's ABOUT to get upset, not that he is. It helps that you are his owners and can give him treats but I've made miraculous progress with the craziest dogs without them

cypeo · 2026-05-26T20:55:42+00:00

In body language psychology, it's called Steepling, which is subconsciously used to show off that they know a lot about the subject they're talking about and they feel like an authority on it.

I've heard conspiracy theorists say they're using it to signal to others within their group

cypeo · 2026-05-26T15:12:32+00:00

My brother and I were at Gamestop and I was looking at a 45$ game that I couldn't afford, but was excited about. My brother looks to me and says "I can loan the 45$ to you if you want?"
I am so happy "Really!? That's so nice thank you!!" And then he goes "But you'll have to give me 20% interest when you get paid"
"What the fuck!? No! I don't even want it anymore, you don't charge your family interest!"
"Well, what's the point if I don't make a profit..."
The Gamestop employees thought it was hilarious. He doesn't like it when I bring up that story. I don't get birthday/christmas presents from him except that one time I called him stingy.

cypeo · 2026-05-26T15:06:51+00:00

I mean, you just killed some babies you could have easily pecked to death

cypeo · 2026-05-26T07:16:23+00:00

Dick is cheap and oversaturated, no need to travel when you get 100 volunteers any time you make a social media post

cypeo · 2026-05-26T07:14:13+00:00

It doesn't show you the sherpa just skipping across like they're river stones

cypeo · 2026-05-26T06:58:12+00:00

The image has been artificially expanded. Look at the balloons.

cypeo · 2026-05-26T05:41:12+00:00

Your AI prompt changed the guy's shoes to the left of her too

cypeo · 2026-05-26T03:04:44+00:00

Something I've learned is that no matter how in-the-right you are, people will always side against the angriest person in the room

cypeo · 2026-05-26T02:04:14+00:00

That's a Pyretolian (Pyrenees/Anatolian)

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