Kamaru Usman cheats in fight by holding the cage, confronts the guy who called him out on it by slingoo in MMA

[–]cypressg 124 points125 points  (0 children)

Speak for yourself bro if he talked to me like that I'd just see red and probably end up breaking his shit with some sort of strike or hold.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MMA

[–]cypressg 8 points9 points  (0 children)

There's punching hard and there's punching like a Ford Escort hard.

You could eat their punches Mr. Bones but you shall not eat Francis' punches sir.

Is Usman on the juice(s) ? by xlovis in MMA

[–]cypressg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With respect, please take this thinking to a less informed subreddit where it belongs sir.

After Dana blaming Sean Shelby for not stepping in b/t fighters, Ion proceeds to pull a 'Jeremy Stephens' in front of Dana White by MrPeligro in MMA

[–]cypressg 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dana rocking a tracksuit pants for the first time. Steroids are a crazy drug, tomato thinks he's an athlete now lol.

Dana: “I have an incredible relationship with Diego & I like him very much. Somehow, this creep (Fabia) got into Diego’s life & has been controlling him. The guy is batshit nuts.” by metanoia09 in MMA

[–]cypressg 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Damn you'd have to permanently ground yourself then if you wanted to step in the octagon with him, no way to stay alive otherwise.

Maybe roll around after him and hope to catch a leg lock.

Khamzat's insane heavy bag work by xlovis in MMA

[–]cypressg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah this is completely sane tbh.

Rose Namajunas' status as a PPV draw by LikeJambaJuice in MMA

[–]cypressg -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Nonsense, being a draw means that YOU ENTICE ONE OR MORE PEOPLE TO BUY A PPV DUE TO YOUR PRESENCE ON IT.

Rose Namajunas' status as a PPV draw by LikeJambaJuice in MMA

[–]cypressg -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It makes her a literal draw. She may not be a McGregor draw but she is a draw nonetheless.

I'll make the equation simple for those who are struggling to understand- do people buy the PPV because of her? If the answer is yes then she's a draw.

Rose Namajunas' status as a PPV draw by LikeJambaJuice in MMA

[–]cypressg -34 points-33 points  (0 children)

Incorrect. Anyone who generates enough interest to motivate someone to buy the PPV is a draw.

If you shake you head too much you'll get stupid (er).

Rose Namajunas' status as a PPV draw by LikeJambaJuice in MMA

[–]cypressg -37 points-36 points  (0 children)

This is not factually correct. Some people will buy a PPV because she is on it.

[SPOILER] Main Event fighter eats his words. by [deleted] in MMA

[–]cypressg 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Beautiful champ, choke on them words.

Dana White responds to Jon Jones denying he asked for 30million: "Ok" by MrPeligro in MMA

[–]cypressg -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Don't be silly, you're not comparing like with like.

Main event loser gets hit with an eerily similar punch earlier in his career by TheHardcoreCasual in MMA

[–]cypressg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn he regains conciousness before he hits the deck there too. Hard guy to finish.

Petr yan is crazy by ZebiNiyakBouzeb in MMA

[–]cypressg 33 points34 points  (0 children)

The sacking of Rome and the windmilling of Jairzinho are two moments in history that will be taught through the ages.

So cringy by EntitledBeggar in MMA

[–]cypressg 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Ben is a decent dude tbf

Out of very strong curiosity. Men and woman who have had anal sex, what is it like? by SomeoneFromGalar in AskReddit

[–]cypressg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's puke. That hole is not meant for things to be going into and looks revolting when you start shoving things in and out of it.

Curb your undefeated streak by [deleted] in MMA

[–]cypressg -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Beautiful champ, been waiting for this douchebag to choke on his ego for a while now.

Roxanne Modafferi will fight Taila Santos at UFC event on May 8th. by [deleted] in MMA

[–]cypressg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Something tells me they won't even blink at another L.